Bester: Mal. Whaddya need two mechanics for? Mal: I really don't.

'Out Of Gas'


Natter 56: ...we need the writers.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


beekaytee - Jan 22, 2008 8:55:17 am PST #4680 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

Hey, Star Wars was my first spiritual experience!

Is it any different, or worse, to base a 'faith' on the writings of GLucas than LRHubbard?

Speaking of such, I watched the Tom Cruise video and, try as I might, I couldn't see anything worse in the machinations of Scientology than any other fundamentalist...we know the only way...church.


tommyrot - Jan 22, 2008 8:56:52 am PST #4681 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

He was sad he didn't get to go against Maul, and wished he had a chance to defect.

Heh. Awesome!

ION, A cute t-shirt of a cute cartoon rabbit holding a bloody ax: Mr. Choppy

I dunno - I think there should be more blood....


Glamcookie - Jan 22, 2008 8:57:28 am PST #4682 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

The evil kid I talked about yesterday got called up for Jedi training last time he was at Disneyland.

GF totally wants to do that. She won't admit it, but she always watches wistfully when we're in that area at Disneyland.


tommyrot - Jan 22, 2008 9:00:08 am PST #4683 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Is it any different, or worse, to base a 'faith' on the writings of GLucas than LRHubbard?

Well, the distinction in my head is that LR Hubbard came up with a complete set of religious teachings (or at least tried to). It seems to me the biggest problem with creating a religion out of Jedi stuff would be the paucity of source material.


beekaytee - Jan 22, 2008 9:04:18 am PST #4684 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

creating a religion out of Jedi stuff would be the paucity of source material.

Good point by you. But, in some ways, I'm wondering if simplicity isn't adherents' friend.

I think I'll start my own religion. Bartlism! The tenants are these: Be nice, cover your mouth when you sneeze/cough, think a grateful thought several times a day and the only true evil is okra.

Apologies to okra lovers but you just aren't following 'the way.'

eta: Another tenant...'someways' is not actually a word, no matter what the misleading spell-checkers might say.


Jessica - Jan 22, 2008 9:05:29 am PST #4685 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

It seems to me the biggest problem with creating a religion out of Jedi stuff would be the paucity of source material.

The Church of All Worlds has done pretty well with much less (Heinlein's Stranger In A Strange Land).

The major difference between Scientology and other hard-core fundie religions (and what makes Scientology a cult and not a religion) is it doesn't cost hundreds of thousands of dollars to become a born-again Christian. And if you decide later in life that you don't believe after all and stop going to church, Mike Huckabee won't break into your house and steal all your computers.


hippocampus - Jan 22, 2008 9:08:37 am PST #4686 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

the only true evil is okra.

::high-fives bonny and then goes back to ritualistically slapping head on desk::


beekaytee - Jan 22, 2008 9:08:51 am PST #4687 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

I wonder how John Travolta and Nancy Cartwright are weathering the Cruise publicity storm. Probably a healthy dose of 'phew, glad it's not me!'


tommyrot - Jan 22, 2008 9:10:00 am PST #4688 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The Church of All Worlds has done pretty well with much less (Heinlein's Stranger In A Strange Land).

But see, that doesn't count, because... I hadn't heard of that.

I dunno - maybe it's just the mental image of these guys playing Jedi knight that irks me. Something about what kinds of robes the Masters and congregation would wear during the services....

If I ever start my own Jedi church, services will be "come as you are."


beekaytee - Jan 22, 2008 9:10:26 am PST #4689 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

ritualistically slapping head on desk

No. No. Self flagellation is not acceptable in the church of Bartlism!

Draw near and be comforted, sister Sox.