Simon: Captain... why did you come back for us? Mal: You're on my crew. Simon: Yeah, but you don't even like me. Why'd you come back? Mal: You're on my crew. Why we still talking about this?

'Safe'


Natter 56: ...we need the writers.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Jan 21, 2008 1:46:51 pm PST #4555 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

April 25th, 1998 14:37:25 GMT

I totally would have caught that, but I was sneezing and hence had my eyes closed....


tommyrot - Jan 21, 2008 1:57:35 pm PST #4556 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Top 100 weirdest amphibians list launched

They have tentacles coming out of their heads, live underground for months on end, do not need to feed for up to 10 years, and survived whatever killed the dinosaurs. The Zoological Society of London in the UK has launched the top 100 list of the world's weirdest, most wonderful and rarest amphibians.

Click here for a gallery of weird and wonderful amphibians

The first one in the gallery:

Chinese Giant Salamander, the world's largest amphibia at 1.8 meters

It looks like a fucking alien. A freakish, salmon-colored alien. Also, WTF is #6?!? What the hell is that?!?


Dana - Jan 21, 2008 2:10:23 pm PST #4557 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Liese. Those links. Of GDL. Thank you for those links. For those links, I thank you. Thank you do I those links for.


Liese S. - Jan 21, 2008 2:11:43 pm PST #4558 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Heheheh!

So insanely great, right?

Also, you're welcome.


Theodosia - Jan 21, 2008 2:15:20 pm PST #4559 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Tommy, it's a giant purple frog. No need to get so freaked, you wouldn't think you'd seen one before....


Allyson - Jan 21, 2008 2:19:38 pm PST #4560 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Fishing for hairpats. My job is really chewing up my soul.


Cashmere - Jan 21, 2008 2:19:55 pm PST #4561 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

April 25th, 1998 14:37:25 GMT

Must have been in a fugue state. Or maybe I'm in one now. I could actually be Britney Spears and not know it.

edit:

Allyson, you're too good for them and they do not deserve you. You're pretty, smart and wickedly funny.


Lee - Jan 21, 2008 2:25:10 pm PST #4562 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

What Cashmere said. We were talking about you at breakfast today (all good of course), and G&J said Hi.


beth b - Jan 21, 2008 2:43:59 pm PST #4563 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

pat, pat, pat Allyson has lovely hair so it should be touched. How can someone with such lovely hair and organizational talent ( plus writing talent) be so unappreciated?

and I do not what to meet a giant salamander


billytea - Jan 21, 2008 2:45:27 pm PST #4564 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

and I do not what to meet a giant salamander

That right there is the difference between you and me.