Heh.
As long as there aren't copious amounts of lumpy fluid (amniotic fluid is just a spilled water bucket, no big) or vomiting (I actually hid my head and hummed when L threw up right before going into hard labor) I'm remarkably immune to bodily functions.
Jesse, I bought that! If you want to just buy individual toys, I can send your our crate which we don't need.
If you want to just buy individual toys, I can send your our crate which we don't need.
You're silly. I have plenty of baskets or whatever if that's what I decide to do.
Oh & if I'm the only caregiver there, I become super-immune to even my weaknesses. Like the aforementioned and roaches. I'm still
oh shit!
but I don't gag or start screeching. I've been projectile vomited on. Containing my nemesis,
cottage cheese. Yarg.
I love cottage cheese!
Sorry for the lack of whitefont, but yum!
It's texture/lumps thing. If I get oatmeal wrong, it ends badly.
I never did like cottage cheese. Threw it up as a wee thing. It took 15 years to be able to eat crepes again after an epic bout of flu, but I could, so it isn't the same scenario.CC's just NAST.
Thanks all!
Kat, what is the best email address for you?
My brother just called...to tell me his phone was electrocuting him and draining the battery.
Boy is a dork.
(He also called to verify our grandparents' names and history. But the electrocution thing was the main point.)