Wife factory: [link]
Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.
Jayne ,'Jaynestown'
Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Aims - Jan 24, 2008 10:21:17 am PST #3811 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Trudy Booth - Jan 24, 2008 10:22:21 am PST #3812 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
My nephew's baby mamma named their daughter Neveah. She needs the help, though because her mother's a stripper and her dad is a pill-popping, petty criminal.
I have a friend who's terrifying stripper-in-law was heard to say "Pedophilia... that would be a pretty name. What does it mean?"
Trudy Booth - Jan 24, 2008 10:22:54 am PST #3813 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
WHOAH
link not worksave there, laga. warn a girl
Miracleman - Jan 24, 2008 10:23:17 am PST #3814 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Dude, Laga! Wanna label that link NSFW?
Ginger - Jan 24, 2008 10:41:54 am PST #3815 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I just find it interesting that I could have been completely lying to her.
This a skill you really need hone.
Jessica - Jan 24, 2008 10:44:22 am PST #3816 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Has sharing a board with ita not taught you people to mouseover links before you click? I mean, really!
Aims - Jan 24, 2008 10:51:54 am PST #3817 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
ita labels!
Fred Pete - Jan 24, 2008 10:52:55 am PST #3818 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.
I just find it interesting that I could have been completely lying to her.
What everyone else has said.
P-C. let's hope your cousins keep at it, like maybe the next one should elope with a biker, then one might father a illegitimate child with an ex-con. When you find someone, your mom will say,
"Well, at least he married a woman."
P.M. Marc - Jan 24, 2008 11:30:11 am PST #3819 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
But still. I'm as big a Napoleonic-era history geek as you're likely to find, but I can faithfully promise y'all that if DH and I ever have a son, we're not calling him Wellington Napoleon W.
Arthur Thomas Horatio W.?
Polter-Cow - Jan 24, 2008 11:33:06 am PST #3820 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
These are really neat. (And completely work-safe.)