Yeah. I'm thinking something a little more...professional?
Well some friends of Buffy played a funny joke and they took her stuff and now she wants us to help get it back from her friends who sleep all day and have no tans.
Xander ,'Lessons'
Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Daisy Jane - Jan 22, 2008 6:16:39 am PST #3403 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Pix - Jan 22, 2008 6:19:08 am PST #3404 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
Yeah. I'm thinking something a little more...professional?
Dear Employer,
I'm leaving.
Ms. DJ
Dana - Jan 22, 2008 6:20:09 am PST #3405 of 10001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
Yeah. I'm thinking something a little more...professional?
I still think as short as possible.
"I am resigning, effective DATE. I've appreciated the opportunity to work with you, blah blah blah."
Sparky1 - Jan 22, 2008 6:20:19 am PST #3406 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
Here are some examples, DJ: [link]
Emily - Jan 22, 2008 6:20:46 am PST #3407 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
There are such things on the Web -- I think I saw them when I was looking for reference letter examples.
Daisy Jane - Jan 22, 2008 6:34:31 am PST #3408 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Perfect! Thanks y'all! At this point I just want to plug stuff in a form letter.
Emily - Jan 22, 2008 6:36:25 am PST #3409 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Huh. I just filled in a Pugh chart for the first time, and it's quite revealing. For instance, I've apparently decided that both a potato cannon and rocket-propelled chainsaw would be more fun to build than anything else which has been proposed.
Of course, they lose out on the whole legal and safe categories, but... maybe I won't show the kids my chart.
Daisy Jane - Jan 22, 2008 6:39:36 am PST #3410 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
My step-dad had a potato cannon forever. It developed a crack and he had to throw it away, but man that thing was fun. Some one gave him a marshmellow blow dart gun, but it's really not the same, you know?
Vortex - Jan 22, 2008 6:49:14 am PST #3411 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
I am being ridiculoulsly optimistic and bookmarking that site. I'm trying to figure out how to write a good resignation letter when what I really want to say is:
Dear Boss,
You are a pompous ass who never gets anything done and you have been the bane of my existence for two years. I regret taking this job and will pray for whoever will suffer under your esteemed "leadership" next.
No love,
Me.
Lee - Jan 22, 2008 6:56:56 am PST #3412 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Myself, I'm struggling not to go with,
Dear boss,
I quit. I would say more, but I know you never actually read anything I send you, so I am not going to bother.
Thanks,
Me