We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.

Mal ,'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - Nov 13, 2007 11:47:07 am PST #3810 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I'm still practising. New wand, and all.

(Heh. You just *know* my patronus is a camel.)


NoiseDesign - Nov 13, 2007 11:48:37 am PST #3811 of 10002
Our wings are not tired

Or a beagle.


Miracleman - Nov 13, 2007 11:49:03 am PST #3812 of 10002
I can do this all day

Young lady, I expect you to be able to cast a Patronus charm.

Oh, she can. It's a misty silver version of herself with that face.

Did you know Dementors can pee themselves?


Aims - Nov 13, 2007 11:50:52 am PST #3813 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

If it's a beagle, I'll never get it to stop barking long enough to send it with a message.

"Oh look! It's Aimee's patronus. She must have a message."

"BARKBARKABRKBARKBARKBARKBARK!"

No one will ever know if I'm down a well, held captive by a dark creature, or inviting them to tea.


Gris - Nov 13, 2007 11:55:25 am PST #3814 of 10002
Hey. New board.

P-C: I was seeing a very nice Indian girl in NY for a while, whose sister is in SF and is apparently a slightly older version of her. If that's true, she's extremely smart, pretty, funny, thoroughly assimilated into American culture. Even likes Veronica Mars. If you give up on #5 and want to try a very odd third-hand blind date, I could try to make that happen, is what I'm saying. Personally, I think it would be awesome, despite having never met either of you in person.

Why am I still at work? All I'm doing is surfing the internet, and some of my favorite sites are even blocked. I'm dumb.


NoiseDesign - Nov 13, 2007 11:56:39 am PST #3815 of 10002
Our wings are not tired

It just amuses me to no end to think of Ollie as you patronus.


Polter-Cow - Nov 13, 2007 11:58:08 am PST #3816 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I was seeing a very nice Indian girl in NY for a while, whose sister is in SF and is apparently a slightly older version of her. If that's true, she's extremely smart, pretty, funny, thoroughly assimilated into American culture. Even likes Veronica Mars. If you give up on #5 and want to try a very odd third-hand blind date, I could try to make that happen, is what I'm saying. Personally, I think it would be awesome, despite having never met either of you in person.

Ha. That would be terribly amusing. Do you know whether she's Gujarati?


Gris - Nov 13, 2007 11:59:05 am PST #3817 of 10002
Hey. New board.

...No. But I can and will find out and get back to you.


lisah - Nov 13, 2007 12:05:42 pm PST #3818 of 10002
Punishingly Intricate

Right now, I figure I've done all I can, and if we're going to find a way to actually meet for a second time, she has to call me first.

Seriously! Nobody is that busy if they don't want to be.

ooh I like Gris' option!

I am talking right now about letting my BFF pretend to be me online so she can deal with the dating e-screening. If anyone shows any interest.


Trudy Booth - Nov 13, 2007 12:05:50 pm PST #3819 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Aren't Patronuses supposed to be, um, smart or at least sort of noble...

At least not terrifyingly clumsy. For example, I might not have Cass as a patronus.