We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.

Mal ,'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Aug 09, 2007 9:47:21 am PDT #736 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I mean, we all think that it sounds dirty, right? I mean, I thought it was a euphemism for anal. Was that just me?

I think it is. I mean, based on the lyrics to a Zappa song....


Pix - Aug 09, 2007 9:48:17 am PDT #737 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

I'm still waiting for the LA contingent to kidnap me.

t begins packing kidnapping bag

Aimee, I'm very happy for you guys being able to get out of your parents' house. I wish you every happiness in your new place.

And if you decide Michigan isn't working out, you could always move back to LA and get a brand NEW California license!!

t misses Miracleborns

No, that tag doesn't close.


§ ita § - Aug 09, 2007 10:00:45 am PDT #738 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It is a euphemism for anal sex, and is also a fun thing to do while drinking.


Vortex - Aug 09, 2007 10:04:30 am PDT #739 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

It is a euphemism for anal sex, and is also a fun thing to do while drinking.

gonna have to COMM.


juliana - Aug 09, 2007 10:07:01 am PDT #740 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Suzi, clearly you need a minion for the booze-purchasing. Yes.

refuses to get into cornholing discussion

This LOLcat damn near made me spit smoothie all over mah keyboardz: [link]


SuziQ - Aug 09, 2007 10:08:37 am PDT #741 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Suzi, clearly you need a minion for the booze-purchasing. Yes.

Actually, I haz a minion going with me. I need to bring her over to North Beach.

That LOLcat! OMG!


Katerina Bee - Aug 09, 2007 10:11:46 am PDT #742 of 10001
Herding cats for fun

I hereby decree everyone gts to do what they want today in observance of my birthday!

And here I sit with the Internet, a credit card, AND permission from the Empress!!! Wooo-hooooo!

Thanks for all the birthday wishes! I feel all superspecial and stuff.


Steph L. - Aug 09, 2007 10:13:24 am PDT #743 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Please. I just got a message from someone in the office about cornholing. I'm afraid to open the message.

It's a sport similar to horseshoes. Appalachian in origin in this country and experiencing a resurgence (at least here in the Midwest.) My uncle makes cornhole platforms and we've played it at every family cookout this year.

Yeah, it's a beanbag-type game, and got really popular here about 4-5 years ago. It's really common to see houses with signs in their front yards -- the kind that say, for instance, "Tomatoes, Apples, Honey: 4 Sale!" -- that say "Cornhole Games Made Here 4 Sale!"

Who knew that vulgarly named yard games were a cottage industry?


Steph L. - Aug 09, 2007 10:14:13 am PDT #744 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Oh, and: Happy Birthday, Aimee!!!


Sean K - Aug 09, 2007 10:15:29 am PDT #745 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

This LOLcat damn near made me spit smoothie all over mah keyboardz: [link]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!