It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.  

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beekaytee - Sep 10, 2007 5:41:03 am PDT #4868 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

you know, my mother always swore that Effie was a lesbian who married Marion for the money/power

I've heard this too!


Pix - Sep 10, 2007 5:42:52 am PDT #4869 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

There should be a rule that you don't have to participate in any Monday where there's no coffee before you leave the house.

I hereby vote you Ruler of the World.

You all know I love my work, but there are days that I wish it were the kind of job that allowed for not interacting with anyone all day. I am so not in the mood to deal with people.


vw bug - Sep 10, 2007 5:44:17 am PDT #4870 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

I now have a pumpkin spice latte and apple pastry. I love Fall!


Ginger - Sep 10, 2007 5:46:43 am PDT #4871 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I should come as no surprise that I have multiple ways of making coffee. After the failure of the primary coffee maker, I could go to one of two secondary electric coffee makers or two different kinds of coffee press. I also keep a bag of preground coffee in case the power is off and I can't use the coffee grinder.

What? Me without coffee = Sleepy, Dopey and Grumpy.


vw bug - Sep 10, 2007 5:48:46 am PDT #4872 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

I do have Folgers coffee bags for emergencies like this, but I was so out of it that I forgot about them!


d - Sep 10, 2007 5:48:53 am PDT #4873 of 10001
It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.

vw wins, although it's entirely too hot for that here in PA.

I have canceled all my appointments for today on the off chance I actually have strep and am contagious, since throat does not seem to be getting better.

Am discouraged.


Pix - Sep 10, 2007 5:50:59 am PDT #4874 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

I hope you feel better soon, d.

t passes coffee and throat lozenges around Bitches


meara - Sep 10, 2007 5:54:47 am PDT #4875 of 10001

Go get antibiotics, if it's strep, d!! Otherwise it'll just get worse and icky.

you know, my mother always swore that Effie was a lesbian who married Marion for the money/power

How had I never heard this rumor? I feel so out of it!


beekaytee - Sep 10, 2007 6:00:17 am PDT #4876 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

you know, my mother always swore that Effie was a lesbian who married Marion for the money/power

A number of older women in the neighborhood (and a few of my clients) have espoused this theory though I've never run across anyone with upclose and personal experience to verify it.


d - Sep 10, 2007 6:02:42 am PDT #4877 of 10001
It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.

meara, I plan to. Dr appointment is at 2 today.

I'm so self-involved today. Sorry. Hope the coffee and back-to-work blues ease soon for those so afflicted.