the only choice for director is Uwe Boll
Aaaaaaaaaaand suddenly the game stops being funny and becomes flat-out horrifying. Thanks a LOT, Sean...
Sorry, Captain. I'm real sorry. I shoulda kept better care of her. Usually she lets me know when something's wrong. Maybe she did, I just wasn't paying attention...
Kaylee ,'Out Of Gas'
Buffista Movies 6: lies and videotape
A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.
Jessica - Apr 24, 2008 9:49:07 am PDT #5260 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Miracleman - Apr 24, 2008 9:54:00 am PDT #5261 of 10000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
All you need to do now is throw in Michael Bay.
Explosions! Real quick cuts that make actions sequences incomprehensible! Explosions!
Michael Bay presents: Love & Rockets! KABOOM.
"What? It's got ROCKETS in it, right? Ka. Boom."
Hayden - Apr 24, 2008 10:10:19 am PDT #5262 of 10000
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
So, we've retired this thread on account of crimes against humanity, right?
Sean K - Apr 24, 2008 10:20:22 am PDT #5263 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
I don't think that will save us. Time to move to South America.
Hayden - Apr 24, 2008 10:28:13 am PDT #5264 of 10000
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
Hmm. I'm seeing the opportunity for a great movie from this: The Buffistas From Brazil.
Tom Scola - Apr 24, 2008 10:29:37 am PDT #5265 of 10000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
I call Godwin!
Frankenbuddha - Apr 24, 2008 10:32:26 am PDT #5266 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I call Godwin!
Scola is just like the mean girls from high school.
Hayden - Apr 24, 2008 10:33:38 am PDT #5267 of 10000
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
I call Godwin!
You would. You're worse than Hitl... wait a minute.
(and xpost: Frank's joke is better)
erikaj - Apr 24, 2008 11:48:23 am PDT #5268 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!
What the fuck did I just read?
Gris - Apr 24, 2008 3:17:11 pm PDT #5269 of 10000
Hey. New board.
Good question. But it was fun, right? Yeah.
Now I want to watch X-Men again. That was a good flick.