Mal ,'Ariel'
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Two more words: Space. Dementia.
Now I'm imagining Steve Buscemi saying "Oh, my beloved ice-cream bar. How I love to lick your creamy center. And your oh, so nutty chocolate covering. You're not like the others. You like the same things I do: Wax paper. Boiled football leather. Dog breath. We're not hitchhiking anymore. We're riding!"
BOOM! Ren & Stimpy x-post!
How often do you see that?
There's these alien robots that turn into cars and trucks and things explode.
What's not to get?
EXACTLY.
(Although, ita, I definitely understand your frustration, as the resolution indeed made no sense at all.)
3 words: Animal. Cracker. Scene.
Hee. I mostly cared about the giant asteroid or whatever.
How often do you see that?
Here?
as the resolution indeed made no sense at all
Thank you. Silly movie.
I saw Transformers again recently, I think it's great fun. My friend actually cheered (in the cinema) when Optimus Prime appeared.
Thank you. Silly movie.
It was written by Alias writers. Of course there was a cube-shaped McGuffin that suddenly became bad at the end.
BOOM! Ren & Stimpy x-post!
Awesome!
High-fives MM
I hated The Rock, but at least it actually knew that Alcatraz is a national park, and not, say a secret government research facility.
X-Men #3, I am talking to you.
The problem with Michael Bay movies overall, for me, is that he appears intent on positing the human species as too dumb to live. Blow stuff up all you like, bub, but don't piss up my leg and tell me it's raining.
Certainly infinitely better than remembering that scene in ARMAGEDDON.
That's why I mentioned it. I figured it could only help. Not that I've seen Armageddon.
but don't piss up my leg and tell me it's raining.
Nutty is Judge Judy!
The problem with Michael Bay movies overall, for me, is that he appears intent on positing the human species as too dumb to live. Blow stuff up all you like, bub, but don't piss up my leg and tell me it's raining.
Please, feel free to make my points for me. Not an artist.