I think I thought Armageddon was fine.
3 words: Animal. Cracker. Scene.
Xander ,'Selfless'
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I think I thought Armageddon was fine.
3 words: Animal. Cracker. Scene.
I really liked THE ROCK when it came out, but haven't seen it in years, and I suspect it would be retroactively tainted by SMARMAGEDDON among other items in Bay's "oeuvre".
It was a Nicholas Cage movie in which Anthony Clark portrayed a character so stereotypically gay (in a mocking, disparaging manner) that he made Jack McFarlan look like Ennis Del Mar. You can imagine how thrilled I was while watching it.
3 words: Animal. Cracker. Scene.
Two more words: Space. Dementia.
3 words: Animal. Cracker. Scene.
I am now earwormed with "Hooray for Captain Spalding!"
I am now earwormed with "Hooray for Captain Spalding!"
Isn't that a good? Certainly infinitely better than remembering that scene in ARMAGEDDON.
Two more words: Space. Dementia.
Now I want to hear Steve Buscemi doing Ren's ice-cream bar soliliquy.
Two more words: Space. Dementia.
Now I'm imagining Steve Buscemi saying "Oh, my beloved ice-cream bar. How I love to lick your creamy center. And your oh, so nutty chocolate covering. You're not like the others. You like the same things I do: Wax paper. Boiled football leather. Dog breath. We're not hitchhiking anymore. We're riding!"
BOOM! Ren & Stimpy x-post!
How often do you see that?
There's these alien robots that turn into cars and trucks and things explode.
What's not to get?
EXACTLY.
(Although, ita, I definitely understand your frustration, as the resolution indeed made no sense at all.)
3 words: Animal. Cracker. Scene.
Hee. I mostly cared about the giant asteroid or whatever.
How often do you see that?
Here?
as the resolution indeed made no sense at all
Thank you. Silly movie.
I saw Transformers again recently, I think it's great fun. My friend actually cheered (in the cinema) when Optimus Prime appeared.