Optimus Prime is Eeyore???
Spike: At least give me Wesley's office since he's gone. Angel: He's not gone. He's on a leave of absence. Spike: Yeah, right. Boo-hoo. Thought he killed his bloody father. Try staking your mother when she's coming on to you! Harmony: Well…that explains a lot.
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Aims - Mar 25, 2008 9:00:58 am PDT #4537 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
amych - Mar 25, 2008 9:01:42 am PDT #4538 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Eeyore is Jewish????
Aims - Mar 25, 2008 9:02:52 am PDT #4539 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Well hell, I knew he was Jewish. And a grandmother!
"Don't mind me, I'll just live in the wet."
"Don't mind me, I'l just be hungry."
"Don't mind me, I'll find something to do."
Fred Pete - Mar 25, 2008 9:04:35 am PDT #4540 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.
is there such a thing as bad art?
That is, if it's bad, does it count as art?
If so, doesn't that render the label "art" as practically useless?
I'll risk a definition of "art" as "anything created for nonfunctional purposes." By that definition (and I won't say it's definitive), anything that's intended to be nonfunctional and (unintentionally) poorly executed counts as "bad art."
beekaytee - Mar 25, 2008 9:04:36 am PDT #4541 of 10000
Compassionately intolerant
Because Peter Cullen did the voice of Prime for both.
I didn't know that...which says something about how different my ears are now than they were then...or the resonance has taken on epic proportions in my memory.
Not that I didn't like the voice in the film, it just didn't make me all wibbly like it used to.
I'm just old and crusty I guess.
-t - Mar 25, 2008 9:05:33 am PDT #4542 of 10000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I tend to think of most of those Michael Bay movies (as listed by P-C) as Bruckheimer movies. And, the ones I've seen, I liked fine. Except Transformers. Transformers was just not spectacular enough, it did not wow me like I expected to be wowed.
-t - Mar 25, 2008 9:08:46 am PDT #4543 of 10000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Optimus Prime is Eeyore
Eeyore is Jewish
And Val Kilmer is Moses.
QED
Frankenbuddha - Mar 25, 2008 9:08:57 am PDT #4544 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I think I thought Armageddon was fine.
3 words: Animal. Cracker. Scene.
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 25, 2008 9:09:39 am PDT #4545 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I really liked THE ROCK when it came out, but haven't seen it in years, and I suspect it would be retroactively tainted by SMARMAGEDDON among other items in Bay's "oeuvre".
It was a Nicholas Cage movie in which Anthony Clark portrayed a character so stereotypically gay (in a mocking, disparaging manner) that he made Jack McFarlan look like Ennis Del Mar. You can imagine how thrilled I was while watching it.
Dana - Mar 25, 2008 9:09:59 am PDT #4546 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
3 words: Animal. Cracker. Scene.
Two more words: Space. Dementia.