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Nutty - Mar 25, 2008 8:25:28 am PDT #4524 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Well, there is the Museum of Bad Art, which is in the basement of the Dedham Community Theatre, and appears to define bad art as paintings that have clowns in them. So at least one organization believes that art can be bad and still be art.

You think I am joking about the clown thing, but you are wrong. I have been there!


Polter-Cow - Mar 25, 2008 8:31:06 am PDT #4525 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I support Michael Bay in all his explosive endeavors.


Miracleman - Mar 25, 2008 8:34:42 am PDT #4526 of 10000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

I support Michael Bay in all his explosive endeavors.

Sounds like you're sympathizing with him for having intense diarrhea.

Which may be an adequate description of his films. "Explosive diarrhea".


lisah - Mar 25, 2008 8:35:07 am PDT #4527 of 10000
Punishingly Intricate

...that is, it is not steel-working,

I can't believe you're saying steel-working isn't an art!


Frankenbuddha - Mar 25, 2008 8:35:51 am PDT #4528 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

You think I am joking about the clown thing, but you are wrong. I have been there!

I know you're not, as I read an article about it in the Phoenix a few years back, or something very similar to it - did it used to be in Cambridge or something?


Frankenbuddha - Mar 25, 2008 8:38:49 am PDT #4529 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Which may be an adequate description of his films. "Explosive diarrhea".

I really liked THE ROCK when it came out, but haven't seen it in years, and I suspect it would be retroactively tainted by SMARMAGEDDON among other items in Bay's "oeuvre".


Miracleman - Mar 25, 2008 8:42:28 am PDT #4530 of 10000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

...that is, it is not steel-working,

I can't believe you're saying steel-working isn't an art!

Well, of course, what I meant was LOOK! A BABY WOLF!!

t scampers off rapidly


Hayden - Mar 25, 2008 8:50:20 am PDT #4531 of 10000
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Michael Bay is the Thomas Kinkade of the mindless adrenaline set. I have no opinion on whether this makes him an artist or not.


Polter-Cow - Mar 25, 2008 8:51:41 am PDT #4532 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I really liked THE ROCK when it came out, but haven't seen it in years

I still love The Rock. I also liked Bad Boys. I think I thought Armageddon was fine. And The Island was better than I had heard, though flawed. And Transformers was pretty awesome.

Rachael Taylor, who was in Transformers, spoke very well of him at WonderCon. And I recall gaining an appreciation for him after reading an article about him in Entertainment Weekly.

Ah, I think it was this one: "Is Michael Bay the Devil?"

It appears he wouldn't really be offended if you said he wasn't an artist, though.


§ ita § - Mar 25, 2008 8:55:43 am PDT #4533 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Transformers cannot be awesome until someone explains it to me, and no one will explain it to me. Why will no one explain things to me? I just want to understand.