I don't give half a hump if you're innocent or not. So where does that put you?

Book ,'Objects In Space'


Buffista Movies 6: lies and videotape  

A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


Miracleman - Feb 26, 2008 3:55:14 pm PST #4074 of 10000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Waitaminute - isn't the Enterprise planet-side at the beginning of 4 - where are the "nuclear wessels"?

Nope. Kirk blew up the Enterprises in 3, and they flew a Klingon Bird of Prey...a much smaller ship, capable of atmospheric re-entry and landing in a gravity well...back to 1980s Earth.

The nuclear wessel was, of course, the aircraft carrier U.S.S. Enterprise. Which is not a spaceship.

t /dork

t /dork

Fucking tag won't close...


Miracleman - Feb 26, 2008 4:09:54 pm PST #4075 of 10000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Nice save, dude.

Yeah, you like that one? That was close.


Gris - Feb 26, 2008 4:48:19 pm PST #4076 of 10000
Hey. New board.

Just so the Star Trek geeks know, Patrick Stewart's "Macbeth" is transferring from the theater at the Brooklyn Academy of Music (where it has been completely sold out) to Broadway for a limited run. So if you're coming to / in New York and you want to see Captain Picard play a Stalinesque monarch, this is your chance.


Frankenbuddha - Feb 26, 2008 5:14:14 pm PST #4077 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Well isn't it pretty much canon that Kirk and Spock DIDN'T meet at starfleet academy, or on their first missions? Spock was with Pike first time out. Can't remember if Kirk had a command yet or was still in academy.

So - I'm thinking this is going to make the Sarah Connor Chronicles continuity issues look like a minor retcon by comparison. Hey - it's JJ - what do you expect?


Miracleman - Feb 26, 2008 5:32:55 pm PST #4078 of 10000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Steve and I talked about this. We figured out...look, Steve's a big ol' ST geek. Got the "History of the Future" book and the Tech Manual and everything.

So, by the time Kirk gets ahold of Enterprise in The Original Series, she's already fifteen years old. She's been on two five years with her first captain, Robert April. Then another five years under Pike, during which Spock was his XO and held the rank of Commander. Then he stayed aboard under Kirk for Kirk's five years.

I can't remember exactly, but I think Steve and I established that Kirk was a lieutenant aboard the Farragut during April's second tour because ten years later Kirk would re-encounter some blood-sucking fog monster that he first met when he was forced to assume command of the Farragut when said fog monster ate his captain. I think. The Farragut was Kirk's first deep space assignment right out of Academy. So Spock being a Commander just a few years later would mean that either Spock was ahead of Kirk in Academy or Spock was a fast rank-climber. Which, hey...Spock. So...

Bones was already older than Dirt when Kirk assumed the center chair on Enterprise. If Bones was a contemporary of Kirk's at Academy then Starfleet must have a nifty Adult Education program, or Bones was a severe slacker.

Scotty might've been Kirk's contemporary. They seem about the same age and I can easily wank that Scotty wasn't exactly interested in fast-tracking his career if it meant he might have to leave his precious bairns.

Sulu and Chekov should not be in the movie. They are, but they shouldn't be. Especially Chekov, for two reasons: 1) he was probably just discovering that his penis was for more fun stuff than pissin' when Kirk was already in space and 2) Chekov is useless.

I still cannot get that dork tag to close.


Connie Neil - Feb 26, 2008 5:56:17 pm PST #4079 of 10000
brillig

I still cannot get that dork tag to close.

You're not a dork, you're an appreciator of cultural heritage.

t dork Surely other people must be going "But that's not right!" I bet they even have Romulans wandering around, too t / dork

t showing off own excessive dorkiness


Atropa - Feb 26, 2008 7:45:35 pm PST #4080 of 10000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I still cannot get that dork tag to close.

When I told Pete, who is a big ol' Star Trek geek, about this discussion, he rolled his eyes and said "There's no canonical evidence that parts of the Enterprise weren't assembled planet-side, and then the final construction took place in orbit". I just kinda stared at him while he continued to geek out at me about various trivia about the Enterprise.


le nubian - Feb 26, 2008 7:53:44 pm PST #4081 of 10000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

oh, that is awesome.


Sean K - Feb 26, 2008 7:54:51 pm PST #4082 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

1) he was probably just discovering that his penis was for more fun stuff than pissin' when Kirk was already in space and 2) Chekov is useless.

I don't remember if it's canon, but it does seem like on OS Trek, Chekov was fresh out of Starfleet Academy himself. He was the baby of the crew, and treated like it.


P.M. Marc - Feb 26, 2008 8:32:45 pm PST #4083 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Eh, screw series continuity! Just think of the additional slash possibilities!

Not, err. That I have any sort of possible agenda with regards to the upcoming movie.

McKock!