Hang on, what, Keith Allen's gay?
Absolutely news to me too. And he's been married twice and has three kids! (I know that doesn't necessarily mean anything, but
still
).
And as somebody pointed out on the Guardian boards, "Quantum of Solace" could only pass muster with the words, "Harry Potter and the..." in front of it.
Never say pussy again?
This would of course be the film that HAS the Craig-desired man-on-man action.
Never say pussy again?
This would of course be the film that HAS the Craig-desired man-on-man action.
I'm so voting for this one.
Hang on, what, Keith Allen's gay?
Wikipedia says 5 kids (one this last November) and 4 baby mamas. Which, again, means nothing but...huh.
Hang on, what, Keith Allen's gay?
Wikipedia says 5 kids (one this last November) and 4 baby mamas. Which, again, means nothing but...huh.
Maybe he's gay, but he's not very good at it.
Maybe he's gay, but he's not very good at it.
Bwah.
He seems pretty nuts about his kids so...could be that...
Maybe he's just winner of the Olympic gold medal in Overcompensating?
And as somebody pointed out on the Guardian boards, "Quantum of Solace" could only pass muster with the words, "Harry Potter and the..." in front of it.
I don't know, sounds more appropriate for Wesley Crusher and the Quantum of Solace to me. Which, admittedly, might not draw 'em in at the box office.
Ace Ventura and the Quantum of Solace
Quantum of Solace II: Electron Boogaloo