You guys had a riot? On account of me? A real riot?

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Buffista Movies 6: lies and videotape  

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Amy - Jan 25, 2008 3:18:53 am PST #3698 of 10000
Because books.

Never say pussy again?

This would of course be the film that HAS the Craig-desired man-on-man action.

I'm so voting for this one.


beekaytee - Jan 25, 2008 4:28:18 am PST #3699 of 10000
Compassionately intolerant

Hang on, what, Keith Allen's gay?

Wikipedia says 5 kids (one this last November) and 4 baby mamas. Which, again, means nothing but...huh.


Miracleman - Jan 25, 2008 4:31:46 am PST #3700 of 10000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Hang on, what, Keith Allen's gay?

Wikipedia says 5 kids (one this last November) and 4 baby mamas. Which, again, means nothing but...huh.

Maybe he's gay, but he's not very good at it.


beekaytee - Jan 25, 2008 4:55:36 am PST #3701 of 10000
Compassionately intolerant

Maybe he's gay, but he's not very good at it.

Bwah.

He seems pretty nuts about his kids so...could be that...


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 25, 2008 5:37:17 am PST #3702 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Maybe he's just winner of the Olympic gold medal in Overcompensating?

And as somebody pointed out on the Guardian boards, "Quantum of Solace" could only pass muster with the words, "Harry Potter and the..." in front of it.

I don't know, sounds more appropriate for Wesley Crusher and the Quantum of Solace to me. Which, admittedly, might not draw 'em in at the box office.


tommyrot - Jan 25, 2008 5:40:20 am PST #3703 of 10000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Ace Ventura and the Quantum of Solace


Jon B. - Jan 25, 2008 7:00:02 am PST #3704 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Quantum of Solace II: Electron Boogaloo


juliana - Jan 25, 2008 7:24:08 am PST #3705 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Wesley Crusher and the Quantum of Solace to me. Which, admittedly, might not draw 'em in at the box office.

You misunderestimate the mad love of FARKers for Mr. Wil Wheaton.


§ ita § - Jan 25, 2008 7:32:54 am PST #3706 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Even Wil Wheaton doesn't like Wesley Crusher.


Hayden - Jan 25, 2008 7:39:14 am PST #3707 of 10000
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

The Attempted Assassination of James Bond By The Coward Supervillain Who Offered But The Merest Quantum Of Solace