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Nutty - Jan 23, 2008 7:25:29 am PST #3597 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I... didn't know comment threads could go to 45 pages. That's impressive.

The real question is though, while they're picketing Ledger's funeral, will they also picket Jake Gyllenhaal's... whatever he happens to be doing at the time? Somehow I doubt they would get nearly the attention if they yammered at live people, who could just turn around and moon them.


Miracleman - Jan 23, 2008 7:30:22 am PST #3598 of 10000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

If they ever picket the funeral of someone dear to me, you guys will take up a collection to bail me out of jail, right?

No.

How the hell am I supposed to bail you out when I'm gonna be right next to you?

Think before you ask these questions, Matt.


Sue - Jan 23, 2008 7:37:41 am PST #3599 of 10000
hip deep in pie

Won't his funeral be in Australia? Are they going to fly down there for it?


Sean K - Jan 23, 2008 7:38:25 am PST #3600 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

The Westboro Baptist Church will picket Ledger's funeral: [link]

How do they even know where it is? It hasn't even been announced yet, I'm sure. How are they going to get anywhere near it?

WHY HASN'T ANYBODY KILLED ALL THESE MOTHERFUCKERS YET????????


sumi - Jan 23, 2008 7:42:27 am PST #3601 of 10000
Art Crawl!!!

I hope his funeral is in Australia.


Dana - Jan 23, 2008 7:43:44 am PST #3602 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I hope his funeral is in Australia.

And that those fuckers try to walk there.


§ ita § - Jan 23, 2008 7:53:01 am PST #3603 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, that burns.

Does God hate a lot? I mean, in his own words did he say he hated people?


le nubian - Jan 23, 2008 7:55:34 am PST #3604 of 10000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

do these fools picket every actor who has played a GLBT role?

God. I hate these people.


JZ - Jan 23, 2008 7:59:48 am PST #3605 of 10000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Does God hate a lot? I mean, in his own words did he say he hated people?

Old Testament God may have, here and there, in Leviticus or one of the other extra-rulesy sections. New Testament God, not so much, except maybe the part where Jesus gets pissed off at people turning a temple courtyard into an open-air mall, and the parable where he gets pissed off at people who don't care for the poor and sick and clothe the homeless and visit people in prison and then end up in hell and whine about how unfair it is, how they would've been nicer if they'd known they were supposed to be nice to, you know, those kinds of people too.

Pulling "God hates fags" and "God wants us to picket soldiers' and GLBT or GLBT-friendly actors' funerals and mock the mourners" out of that requires a metric fuckload of handwavium, but Fred Phelps is just gifted that way.


Sparky1 - Jan 23, 2008 8:00:03 am PST #3606 of 10000
Librarian Warlord

If the funeral is in Australia, they might not be able to picket since there are more restrictions on free speech. I'm not sure the Aussies would consider it political speech.