44: Wanted
Wish fulfilment for every bored office drone: This comic book adventure tells how James MacAvoy is rescued from cube farm drudgery by Angelina Jolie’s sexy assassin and trained to become a super-cool killing machine.
This is kinda sad, as Jolie's character was pretty clearly drawn as Halle Berry. I wonder if she was offered first shot at it but was scared away by the prospect of wearing cat ears again...
They think a Bond movie and Iron Man are going to be bigger hits than Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull?
I'm not optimistic about the Indiana Jones box office. I fear it's tired.
Iron Man
is a bit of a wild card, but the James Bond revitalisation may have taken.
This made me laugh:
Fincher tends to alternate crowd-pleasers like Alien with more thoughtful pieces like Fight Club
I suppose that Alien 3 was about as crowd-pleasing as Fight Club was thoughtful, but I don't think that's what they mean.
Yes,
Fight Club
was a moody Merchant-Ivory piece. Definitely.
Yes, Fight Club was a moody Merchant-Ivory piece.
Well, it did have HBC in it.
Now I want to somehow insert the phrase "Bob had bitch-tits" into every single M-I movie ever made.
Now I want to somehow insert the phrase "Bob had bitch-tits" into every single M-I movie ever made.
Hell, I'm thinking about inserting it into every conversation I ever have.
"Morning, Joe. Rough drive in?"
"Not too bad. Roads were wet, but not slick. Bob had bitch-tits."
"Good, good. What?"
I started reading Fight Club recently. It's pretty angry. I think I'm going to have an unhealthy relationship with Chuck Palahniuk soon. Sample chapters on the Kindle are like CRACK.
I want to see a movie today because my students drove me crazy today. It should be good, but not especially dark or depressing. I'm thinking maybe The Savages. Anybody seen it?
I think I'm going to have an unhealthy relationship with Chuck Palahniuk soon.
You know that he came out of the closet since he wrote FC, right?