I have no book. This is akin to going past your due date, when expecting. Tomorrow, I get book.
In the meantime, people are still crazy:
Man disguised as tree robs bank
July 8, 2007
MANCHESTER, N.H. --A weekend bank robbery involved multiple branches -- of the leafy variety.
According to police, a man with tree branches duct-taped to his head and torso walked into a Citizens Bank just as it opened Saturday morning and demanded cash from a teller. Police said the disguise was the most bizarre they'd ever seen.
"He really went out on a limb," Sgt. Ernie Goodno said Sunday.
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"He really went out on a limb," Sgt. Ernie Goodno said Sunday.
OK, just for that I hope they don't catch him.
They did, but I kinda love the cop for saying that.
That cop's life is not gonna be easy, either. I suspect some kind of forest ranger nickname in his future.
Maybe.
Although the ultimate cop moniker belongs to a retired LAPD detective nicknamed "Jigsaw" because not long after he joined the detective squad he found and identified a woman from...the pieces.
In 1948.
The old guys still call him that.
Dana, you know I'd take his side in the argument...
That was some tennis. Exciting enough watching from a distance on time delay. Some tennis.
I'm 40. I'm too old to even try to be a cop now, aren't I?
I'm 40. I'm too old to even try to be a cop now, aren't I?
Rock stardom may be beyond your grasp as well.
When was your birthday?
My father fell out of a tree last week. Don't let your age stop you from trying improbable things.
Except, well, he fell. I didn't check to see the last time he'd achieved tree safely, but bully for him at 70 DOING STUPID PHYSICAL THINGS.
