You two carried me through that war. Now I need you to carry me just a little bit further. If you can.

Tracy ,'The Message'


Natter 52: Playing with a full deck?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Jul 08, 2007 1:09:38 pm PDT #6979 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

"Twiggy"?


erikaj - Jul 08, 2007 1:14:48 pm PDT #6980 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Maybe. Although the ultimate cop moniker belongs to a retired LAPD detective nicknamed "Jigsaw" because not long after he joined the detective squad he found and identified a woman from...the pieces. In 1948. The old guys still call him that.


§ ita § - Jul 08, 2007 1:37:46 pm PDT #6981 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Dana, you know I'd take his side in the argument...

That was some tennis. Exciting enough watching from a distance on time delay. Some tennis.


Topic!Cindy - Jul 08, 2007 1:51:54 pm PDT #6982 of 10001
What is even happening?

I'm 40. I'm too old to even try to be a cop now, aren't I?


DavidS - Jul 08, 2007 1:57:10 pm PDT #6983 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm 40. I'm too old to even try to be a cop now, aren't I?

Rock stardom may be beyond your grasp as well.

When was your birthday?


§ ita § - Jul 08, 2007 2:02:36 pm PDT #6984 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

My father fell out of a tree last week. Don't let your age stop you from trying improbable things.

Except, well, he fell. I didn't check to see the last time he'd achieved tree safely, but bully for him at 70 DOING STUPID PHYSICAL THINGS.


Jesse - Jul 08, 2007 2:06:20 pm PDT #6985 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I have a question of standards. I have a linen pants suit that I'm planning on wearing to work tomorrow. I've worn it once since it came from the cleaners, so it's wrinkled, as linen does. I could iron it tonight, but I'm pretty sure it will be exactly as wrinkled as it is now by the time I get to work in the morning, no matter what. I mean, right?

Am I just making lazy excuses?


tommyrot - Jul 08, 2007 2:10:43 pm PDT #6986 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

My grandfather fell out of a tree when he was in his early 80s. He was picking apples in our apple orchard. I was about four and I saw it happen. I laughed.

For years, my older brother gave me shit for laughing.


tommyrot - Jul 08, 2007 2:14:55 pm PDT #6987 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Also, who fucking wears a shawl when it's 95 fucking degrees out?

It is a nice shawl, though. Purple.


§ ita § - Jul 08, 2007 2:17:35 pm PDT #6988 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Lazy excuses, Jesse. You need to decide if you care or not and go from there.

I swear I could tell if they were new wrinkles or not, but a) could be full of shit and b) do you really care about my opinion of your ironedness?

Ooh. Phone in my pocket is vibrating.