"Twiggy"?
Tracy ,'The Message'
Natter 52: Playing with a full deck?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Maybe. Although the ultimate cop moniker belongs to a retired LAPD detective nicknamed "Jigsaw" because not long after he joined the detective squad he found and identified a woman from...the pieces. In 1948. The old guys still call him that.
Dana, you know I'd take his side in the argument...
That was some tennis. Exciting enough watching from a distance on time delay. Some tennis.
I'm 40. I'm too old to even try to be a cop now, aren't I?
I'm 40. I'm too old to even try to be a cop now, aren't I?
Rock stardom may be beyond your grasp as well.
When was your birthday?
My father fell out of a tree last week. Don't let your age stop you from trying improbable things.
Except, well, he fell. I didn't check to see the last time he'd achieved tree safely, but bully for him at 70 DOING STUPID PHYSICAL THINGS.
I have a question of standards. I have a linen pants suit that I'm planning on wearing to work tomorrow. I've worn it once since it came from the cleaners, so it's wrinkled, as linen does. I could iron it tonight, but I'm pretty sure it will be exactly as wrinkled as it is now by the time I get to work in the morning, no matter what. I mean, right?
Am I just making lazy excuses?
My grandfather fell out of a tree when he was in his early 80s. He was picking apples in our apple orchard. I was about four and I saw it happen. I laughed.
For years, my older brother gave me shit for laughing.
Also, who fucking wears a shawl when it's 95 fucking degrees out?
It is a nice shawl, though. Purple.
Lazy excuses, Jesse. You need to decide if you care or not and go from there.
I swear I could tell if they were new wrinkles or not, but a) could be full of shit and b) do you really care about my opinion of your ironedness?
Ooh. Phone in my pocket is vibrating.