This morning did not start well. It began with a pile of INCREDIBLY stinky cat poo on my bathroom floor.
Fred: It's the pictures in my mind that are getting me. It's like being stuck in a really bad movie with those Clockwork Orange clampy things on my eyeballs. Wesley: Why imagine? Reality's disturbing enough.
'Shells'
Natter 52: Playing with a full deck?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
shrift - Jul 05, 2007 5:33:53 am PDT #6385 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Vortex - Jul 05, 2007 5:45:09 am PDT #6386 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
It began with a pile of INCREDIBLY stinky cat poo on my bathroom floor.
could have been worse. Could have been on carpet.
Kat - Jul 05, 2007 5:45:58 am PDT #6387 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
or on your pillow.
Fred Pete - Jul 05, 2007 5:47:17 am PDT #6388 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.
And constipated cats present their own problems.
Jesse - Jul 05, 2007 5:49:07 am PDT #6389 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
There was an epidemic of tourists on my way to work this morning. Definitely worse than usual. I almost mowed down some college kid, as I was trying to get around his group. Eh.
At least tomorrow's Friday!!
JZ - Jul 05, 2007 5:49:48 am PDT #6390 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
On The List: The doctor who has been emailing me ginormous pdf's since yesterday asking that I print them immediately.
You sent me work shit on a national holiday, now it's not even eight a.m., and I'm going on roughly five hours sleep. I warn you, sir, step off with the "Get this to me before 12 noon because I have a VERY TIGHT SCHEDULE" business or I shall have to resort, vegetarian though I be, to the shriftian method of coffee, bacon, choke a bitchoverly-entitled bastard in order to make it to 12 noon.
sumi - Jul 05, 2007 5:52:38 am PDT #6391 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
Did you step in it?
(That was a question for shrift.)
Meanwhile at Wimbledon - more rain. And thank goodness, I mean, I'm very sure that Roger Federer needs a rest.
Did you guys get up early to watch the Venus Williams/Kuznestova match? Wasn't it good? I love watching Venus (or her sister) play when she's in good form. Her match against Sharapova was a classic.
shrift - Jul 05, 2007 5:57:26 am PDT #6392 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Could have been on carpet.
If it had been anywhere other than my bathroom floor, I would have left it for the roommate to clean up, as it is her cat. I couldn't take a shower and get ready for work with a pile of rank poo stinking up the place.
Go team choke a bitch, JZ!
shrift - Jul 05, 2007 5:59:31 am PDT #6393 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Did you step in it?
It was such a stinkbomb that there was no danger of me stepping in it. That might be the only silver lining today. A silver lining the width of a nanometer.
§ ita § - Jul 05, 2007 6:00:07 am PDT #6394 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I've had to admit that I'll never catch up on the tennis if it's a work day. Yesterday was a big tease of getting to watch. Probably no more until Saturday, though.
Girly question: Where does this go in a beauty regimen? I have some samples, and realise I don't know much about this crap. After this? Or instead of it? After this, or instead of that?