On The List: The doctor who has been emailing me ginormous pdf's since yesterday asking that I print them immediately.

You sent me work shit on a national holiday, now it's not even eight a.m., and I'm going on roughly five hours sleep. I warn you, sir, step off with the "Get this to me before 12 noon because I have a VERY TIGHT SCHEDULE" business or I shall have to resort, vegetarian though I be, to the shriftian method of coffee, bacon, choke a bitchoverly-entitled bastard in order to make it to 12 noon.

Did you step in it?

(That was a question for shrift.)

Meanwhile at Wimbledon - more rain. And thank goodness, I mean, I'm very sure that Roger Federer needs a rest.

Did you guys get up early to watch the Venus Williams/Kuznestova match? Wasn't it good? I love watching Venus (or her sister) play when she's in good form. Her match against Sharapova was a classic.

Could have been on carpet.

If it had been anywhere other than my bathroom floor, I would have left it for the roommate to clean up, as it is her cat. I couldn't take a shower and get ready for work with a pile of rank poo stinking up the place.

Go team choke a bitch, JZ!

Did you step in it?

It was such a stinkbomb that there was no danger of me stepping in it. That might be the only silver lining today. A silver lining the width of a nanometer.

I've had to admit that I'll never catch up on the tennis if it's a work day. Yesterday was a big tease of getting to watch. Probably no more until Saturday, though.

Girly question: Where does this go in a beauty regimen? I have some samples, and realise I don't know much about this crap. After this? Or instead of it? After this, or instead of that?

I would say that mask and exfolients are probably one or twice a week things.

Cleanser is at least once a day. Probably twice a day.

Oh and here is Nadal complaining, complaining, complaining. (Not spoilery for anything that happened today. Except for the little headline thingy in the upper righthand corner.)

I would say that mask and exfolients are probably one or twice a week things.

But at which point in your daily ablution do you use the mask?

After you cleanse and before you tone, but only occasionally as Sumi referenced.

I've had to admit that I'll never catch up on the tennis if it's a work day.

Yeah, I watched hours and hours of Wimbledon yesterday, but there's just no way I can watch all the matches I want to. Which is why I'm going to be sitting here refreshing the matches in progress on wimbledon.org all day.

After you cleanse and before you tone

Thanks. I had some Aveda product that said instead of cleansing, but I wasn't sure if that was universal.

eta: Ooh! If I bring in headphones I can listen to match coverage, maybe. Note to self...