He doesn't travel well. He's like fine shrimp.

Anya ,'Touched'


Natter 52: Playing with a full deck?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Jul 03, 2007 8:36:39 am PDT #6123 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

What was evolution thinking?

"OK, if we evolve some freaky-ass bat, maybe an intelligent species will arise and put the freaky-ass bat in zoos, away from predators and other animals that might kill it in horror."


Toddson - Jul 03, 2007 8:38:19 am PDT #6124 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

What was evolution thinking?

it seemed like a good idea at the time?


amych - Jul 03, 2007 8:39:43 am PDT #6125 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

What was evolution thinking?

"DOOD! Check out what I made!!"


Scrappy - Jul 03, 2007 8:44:38 am PDT #6126 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

It is pretty dead here today for everyone but us lackeys in Admin. However, I care not, for tomorrow is a holiday, plus I am taking Friday off for the inpection of our New House (Yay!) followed by a trip to the dentist (boo!). Plus I am sneaking out at lunch today to meet the DH at a plumbing and kithcen store around the corner to look at cool stuff we can't afford.


Dana - Jul 03, 2007 8:44:42 am PDT #6127 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

We're leaving at 2 for New Orleans. I have packed and cleaned the kitchen.


Jessica - Jul 03, 2007 8:45:03 am PDT #6128 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

What was evolution thinking?

I CAN HAZ CRAB-BATZ?


JenP - Jul 03, 2007 8:46:37 am PDT #6129 of 10001

::snort:: You people crack me up. I bet amych is closest to right.

ETA: or maybe Jessica.


Glamcookie - Jul 03, 2007 8:47:32 am PDT #6130 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Mmmmm, I just had a piece of homemade cheesecake. There is another piece left. I wonder how long my will-power will hold out.


shrift - Jul 03, 2007 8:54:15 am PDT #6131 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Okay, I am running out of work again. I guess I'll go stare at pictures of Frank Iero for a while.


Steph L. - Jul 03, 2007 9:08:43 am PDT #6132 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

My dad just called to tell me he bought 300-thread count sheets at Target for $30. I thought that he was bragging about the good price, so I said "Good job!"

Dad's reply? "When did sheets get so expensive?!?"

The ensuing conversation revealed the fact that the man hadn't bought new sheets for 15-20 years. I don't EVEN want to know what his sheets look like.