::snort:: You people crack me up. I bet amych is closest to right.
ETA: or maybe Jessica.
Hey! What a surprise! Hostile 17! Can I get you a drink, Hostile 17?
Xander ,'Dirty Girls'
Natter 52: Playing with a full deck?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
JenP - Jul 03, 2007 8:46:37 am PDT #6129 of 10001
Glamcookie - Jul 03, 2007 8:47:32 am PDT #6130 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Mmmmm, I just had a piece of homemade cheesecake. There is another piece left. I wonder how long my will-power will hold out.
shrift - Jul 03, 2007 8:54:15 am PDT #6131 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Okay, I am running out of work again. I guess I'll go stare at pictures of Frank Iero for a while.
Steph L. - Jul 03, 2007 9:08:43 am PDT #6132 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
My dad just called to tell me he bought 300-thread count sheets at Target for $30. I thought that he was bragging about the good price, so I said "Good job!"
Dad's reply? "When did sheets get so expensive?!?"
The ensuing conversation revealed the fact that the man hadn't bought new sheets for 15-20 years. I don't EVEN want to know what his sheets look like.
sarameg - Jul 03, 2007 9:09:50 am PDT #6133 of 10001
My parents have some like that. They're just very, very soft and faded.
Off to torture.
Trudy Booth - Jul 03, 2007 9:20:10 am PDT #6134 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
What was evolution thinking?
I think its time we consider a third option: Unintelligent Design
Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 03, 2007 9:20:54 am PDT #6135 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Steph, tell him about the fitted sheet I paid $320 for if you want to see his head implode.
Jesse - Jul 03, 2007 9:25:21 am PDT #6136 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I'm busting my ass over here, trying to get this thing done today. So I closed my door and turned on the cheesy music. Now, people don't close their doors here. So what happens? First my boss knocks to try to get me to eat half of her sandwich that she doesn't want. Then? Her assistant, with a letter she got in the mail that she doesn't know how to handle. Does it have anything to do with my job? No. Is it urgent? NO.
Christ, people, leave me alone!!
flea - Jul 03, 2007 9:26:56 am PDT #6137 of 10001
information libertarian
Matt - I want to hear about your sheet. Cloth of Gold?
Jesse - put a sign on your door saying "Please do not disturb unless it's urgent. I'm concentrating!!!1!" You may or may not choose to add "Dammit," depending on your workplace.
bon bon - Jul 03, 2007 9:29:34 am PDT #6138 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Don't people have to work, or take personal phone calls, or just do long conference calls or anything? I don't understand not being able to close a door if you have one!