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Daisy Jane - Jul 02, 2007 1:17:17 pm PDT #6042 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Cool Allyson!

STUPID ROBOTIC FAKE CUSTOMER SERVICE THING YOU ARE NOT A PERSON

I hate the new voice thing DHL has started using. I liked pushing the buttons better. Way more efficient for me.

I also hate the ones who repeatedly try to steer you away from an operator. They say, "Please say 'Account' for account information" and you're all "Operator!" and they go "Sure. I can transfer you. Let me make sure I send you to the right department. Please say, 'Account' for account information."

Jackass, I just told you I wanted an operator. If I thought Account Information covered it, we wouldn't have this problem.

Dana - Jul 02, 2007 1:19:10 pm PDT #6043 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I hate the new voice thing DHL has started using. I liked pushing the buttons better. Way more efficient for me.

Yes. I would so much rather just push fucking buttons if I have to.

I also hate the ones who repeatedly try to steer you away from an operator.

I know! Manipulative robotic EVIL BASTARDS.

§ ita § - Jul 02, 2007 1:22:09 pm PDT #6044 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Gethuman.com is your friend.

Burrell - Jul 02, 2007 1:28:01 pm PDT #6045 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I find that using a razor on the bikini line doesn't quite do the job and it irritates my skin. However, I can't even get my eyebrows waxed due to sensitive skin (I had red spots for a couple of days after). Does this mean no waxing for me?

I know some women who swear up and down that bikini waxing is way more comfortable than shaving. They just aren't me. Do you prefer to shave or wax your legs?

I should just buy a suit that has boy shorts and not worry about it. I hate being all self-conscious about whether my bikini line is appropriately smooth.

It's a fine argument for boy shorts in my book.

JZ - Jul 02, 2007 1:28:57 pm PDT #6046 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Hmmm, I wonder if Sparky has the gethuman info on the USPS. Off to Bitches I go!

Dana - Jul 02, 2007 1:30:30 pm PDT #6047 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Bush commuted Libby's prison sentence.

[link]

Cashmere - Jul 02, 2007 1:33:40 pm PDT #6048 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Why am I NOT surprised?

bon bon - Jul 02, 2007 1:42:04 pm PDT #6049 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Why do I keep being surprised by the ridiculous bullshit they do?

Burrell - Jul 02, 2007 1:42:51 pm PDT #6050 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I'm surprised. I thought he was going to pardon Libby.

Trudy Booth - Jul 02, 2007 1:46:20 pm PDT #6051 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I find that using a razor on the bikini line doesn't quite do the job and it irritates my skin. However, I can't even get my eyebrows waxed due to sensitive skin (I had red spots for a couple of days after). Does this mean no waxing for me?

Bikini Line shaving gives me horrible bumps. Waxing does not. YMMV

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