Well, it's a body part, but it grows. I mean, I cut (and dye) the hair on my head and on my legs, so it ain't that big a jump. Is that like removing an eye? I trim my nails for hygeine and convenience--is that like removing an eye?

You cut the hair on your head, but you don't consider it weird and disgusting that it grows back, right? You don't totally remove the nails at the nail bed, right? You manage those parts of your body, but you don't eradicate them while reciting Latin incantations in hopes that they will never return.

Because you are not crazy.

Whuhuh? Either I have no idea what you mean or I've been blessed with my thong wearing. Where exactly do you ride public transport (that l is important)?

The MBTA has lots of stairs between levels, so the person in front of you on the way up usually has his/her butt in your face. (There is always a queue for stairs. It is a thing.) So here you are, walking up the stairs, and the butt in front of you waggles freely (being bethonged), except for the bit of fabric in the middle that is being caught between the waggling buttcheeks at every step.

I am sure some bethonged people with lucky-hindparts genes, or a lack of body fat, must be able to avoid this problem completely, but anybody with the slightest hint of wafflefanny is going to waggle.

I am sure some bethonged people with lucky-hindparts genes, or a lack of body fat, must be able to avoid this problem completely, but anybody with the slightest hint of wafflefanny is going to waggle.

I know I live in LA, but that's really nothing I've ever noticed as a consistent problem. Ever. Butts waggle, sure. Clothes diving into the crevice? That's just weird.

And I do my fair share of ass scoping.

I can't believe I'm posting this, but: sometimes both my dress and my (non thong) panties end up between my buttcheeks, momentarily.

I don't know any straight guy who, when presented with a naked goolie for his enjoyment, would say "Oh, what's that? Hair? Well, then no, I guess I *won't* have that hot wild sex, after all."

Seriously. My ex was a big pain in the ass about shaved legs, etc., but it's not like he wouldn't do it anyway.

Man, I have literally no ability right now to focus on the work I have got to get done today. It's kind of a problem.

You cut the hair on your head, but you don't consider it weird and disgusting that it grows back, right? You don't totally remove the nails at the nail bed, right? You manage those parts of your body, but you don't eradicate them while reciting Latin incantations in hopes that they will never return.

C'mon. Many men go completely clean shaven on their faces, and many women prefer that.

It is not a radical and crazy preference in itself. Just when the proponents are rigid and judgmental and prone to hysteria.

There were under-30 guys swearing they'd lose their erections or want to vomit if they were fooling around with a woman and suddenly she revealed herself to have Hair Down There.

Oh lord. Like I'd ever sleep with any of those guys anyway. SURELY that could not be the first sign.

I can see having a pronounced oral sex preference for less or no fuzz... nobody likes that stray hair.

I really need motivation to go to the gym. Especially because I think today is going to be the dreaded shopping-for-a-new-swimsuit day.

It is not a radical and crazy preference in itself. Just when the proponents are rigid and judgmental and prone to hysteria.

Hence my reference to the Latin incantations. Pay attention, manservant!

sometimes both my dress and my (non thong) panties end up between my buttcheeks, momentarily.

I imagine this does happen with ordinary underwear; but the waggle factor is far less when there are actual fabric boundaries of where the butt is allowed to go. You know?

If the person's physically comfortable with their clothes up their ass, is it still a problem?

If the person's physically comfortable with their clothes up their ass, is it still a problem?

I'd call that a lifestyle choice.

I want to ask those women about their boyfriends' hairy balls

Billy Idol says he shaves his balls because he's distressed at "grey Brillo pads" down there. Of course, he may have said this for the shock/giggle/"think about my bits" factor. Consider the source.