Is anyone else freaked out by the ads for the Washlet on Salon? All those smiling asses are too much without benefit of coffee.

Yoko Ono should sue the heck out of them.

Maybe its a Japanes thing?

Over the weekend, 7-Eleven Inc. turned a dozen stores into Kwik-E-Marts

I saw one over the weekend when I was driving home from Burbank. It took me a minute to realize what it was but then I was all, "Kwik-E-Mart!"

We finally saw an R2-D2 post office box.

Wow, Supernatural fandom is having the stupidest wank I've seen in a long time.

The sheer DEPTH of stupidity is just boggling!

Although last night, vaguely entertaining. (And, hey, FW set me on a path to look at gorgeous draft-cross warmbreds that I could never afford, even if I were tall enough to need 17 hands of hunter/jumper! So it got bonus points!)

Anyhow, it kept me from beating my head against something when people in fandom were pulling the "And here's why this thing going on it the real world can be mapped to how all the fangirls oppress me!" BS again.

I really need a Shit I Didn't Say fandom filter.

That Kwik-E-Mart thing cracks me up! But not enough to actually go to one, since the NYC one is Times Square.

We finally saw an R2-D2 post office box.

What is WITH those? There is one across the street from St. Patrick's Cathedral.

I want a Quik-E-Mart!

I am saying this here and now, but I am not busting my ass all night on this fucking thing, because nobody else can get back to me in a timely manner.

Clearly, Jesse's ass will NOT be smiling.

We finally saw an R2-D2 post office box.

I saw one when I was in NYC! And stupidly forgot to get my picture taken next to it.

There is one across the street from St. Patrick's Cathedral.

That's the one I saw!

The sheer DEPTH of stupidity is just boggling!

Yeah, it's special.

And somehow I find it extremely funny that I am a person who could feasibly be trampled to death by a passing draft horse.

Wow, Supernatural fandom is having the stupidest wank I've seen in a long time.

That reminds me that I had a dream the other night that I was watching SPN for the first time, because the show before it was a crossover of something like Friends or some sitcom-ish thing where one of the SPN brothers was on it, as the SPN brother (the one who wasn't on Gilmore Girls), and creepy shit happened to the sitcom cast, and then the next show on was SPN, so I watched it.

And the SPN episode in my dream involved the brothers having a HUGE Shrek-like sidekick (like, as large as a dinosaur) who had to be inflated yet was still a living creature. And was ashamed to be seen if he wasn't inflated.

I assume the show isn't really like that.

And then the dream segued into something about juliana being on the cover of a magazine. Which she should be. I assume my brain made that connection b/c she watches SPN.

Or maybe my brain just thinks she should be on the cover of a magazine.

Steph's subconscious is very literal.