Preferably the ultimate earworm song.
We don't want the other friendly tenants forming a lynch mob, so perhaps she should save that to have playing in the background when she calls the landlord on the phone.
I'm a vision of hotliness, and how weird is that? Mystical comas. You know, if you can stand the horror of a higher power hijacking your mind and body so that it can give birth to itself, I really recommend 'em.
Cordelia ,'You're Welcome'
Natter 52: Playing with a full deck?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 29, 2007 11:56:52 am PDT #5555 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Jesse - Jun 29, 2007 12:08:58 pm PDT #5556 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Oh dude! There's a mass email?!
Am I not part of your street team??
Allyson - Jun 29, 2007 12:10:57 pm PDT #5557 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Hooray street team!
Dana - Jun 29, 2007 12:16:37 pm PDT #5558 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
shrift, I just sent you the thing, if you have five minutes to look at it. If not, don't worry about it.
Atropa - Jun 29, 2007 12:18:43 pm PDT #5559 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Am I not part of your street team??
I love this, so much.
This weekend I am writing writing writing. GCS updates, a review of this cool book I read (and I've been told the author is really witty, has fabulous hair, and has a pretty rockin' street team), and updating my resume to help with that whole "I CAN HAZ NEW JOB NOW PLZ" thing I mentioned earlier.
Allyson - Jun 29, 2007 12:19:41 pm PDT #5560 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I am a horrible slacker. I need to make banners and gift bags and throw up several times.
msbelle - Jun 29, 2007 12:21:28 pm PDT #5561 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I think the street team needs a jingle. possibly a coordinated dance (NKoTB style). and maybe even matching outfits.
tommyrot - Jun 29, 2007 12:21:40 pm PDT #5562 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
OK, I have the perfect opening for a cover letter:
Many Bothans died to bring you this resume....
Daisy Jane - Jun 29, 2007 12:22:41 pm PDT #5563 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I think the street team needs a jingle. possibly a coordinated dance (NKoTB style). and maybe even matching outfits.
In that case, totally sign me up to be Street Team South.
Hey Allyson, how bout you hold off on that last "to do" for a bit?
Kathy A - Jun 29, 2007 12:24:58 pm PDT #5564 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Gotta make sure I can get catboarding.
Why did my mind picture a cat surfboarding when I read this?
Whoo-hoo, Allyson, both on your most excellent letter and, even more, on your book!!
I'll be able to do some handselling on it, because it looks like I got that Barnes & Noble part-time job! They have to check my references, but the manager at the second interview this afternoon asked if I would be available for orientation on Sunday. Yay, more money!
Which I'm going to need, because before I had the interview, I went for a swim for the first time in two months, and found that my swimsuit had spent its break going to hell in my gym bag--all baggy material that feels paper thin, especially across the butt (I kept checking to make sure I wasn't mooning anyone with any holes). So, afterwards, I went to the store and picked up a new swimsuit (two sizes smaller than the last one that's a bit lowcut due to my long torso and too much fat in the stomach for the time being, but swimmable anyway) and five shirts for the bookstore (business casual, so my slightly ratty t-shirts are out), all for $90 after tax! Thank you, clearance sales and discount cards.