Oh! I know this one! 'Slaying entails certain sacrifices, blah blah blahbity blah, I'm so stuffy, gimme a scone.'

Buffy ,'Help'


Natter 52: Playing with a full deck?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Gudanov - Jun 27, 2007 6:42:01 am PDT #4988 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

I think the traditional third anniversary gift is leather or tin or something like that, but a meteorite falling on Ann Coulter would be a perfectly acceptable alternate gift.

Fiery death from above is really more traditional for the fourth anniversary.

Happy Birthday JZ! Happy Anniversary Sparky!


shrift - Jun 27, 2007 6:42:42 am PDT #4989 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Well, I wasn't planning on Armageddon, Gud. Just strategic vaporization of some particularly egregious jackholes.


Sparky1 - Jun 27, 2007 6:49:04 am PDT #4990 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

Fiery death from above is really more traditional for the fourth anniversary.

I will happily accept Ann Coulter in flames as an early 4th anniversary present (and I promise to stay married to the fella for another year) and to forgo a 3rd anniversary present. Unless you were all planning on dropping a piano on Dick Cheney or something -- then I'd have a difficult choice to make.

Thanks for the anniversary wishes!


§ ita § - Jun 27, 2007 6:51:24 am PDT #4991 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Happy birthday, JZ, and happy anniversary to the Sparks.


Toddson - Jun 27, 2007 6:58:21 am PDT #4992 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Actually, in Ann Coulter's case, I'd be happy if evil would just SHUT THE FUCK UP.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 27, 2007 7:01:24 am PDT #4993 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Where's Beetlejuice with the riveted muzzles when you need him?

Happy Birthday Jacqueline!


Frankenbuddha - Jun 27, 2007 7:04:17 am PDT #4994 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Where's Beetlejuice with the riveted muzzles when you need him?

I dunno, but I suspect that scary face he made that the audience didn't see was Anne Coulter's.


beekaytee - Jun 27, 2007 7:09:42 am PDT #4995 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

I'd be happy if evil would just SHUT THE FUCK UP.

I recently breezed through a season of the Henry Rollins Show. In one, he wrote a hilarious letter to Anne Coulter using that phrase as punctuation.

We all seem to be in agreement!


Tom Scola - Jun 27, 2007 7:16:24 am PDT #4996 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

I recently breezed through a season of the Henry Rollins Show. In one, he wrote a hilarious letter to Anne Coulter using that phrase as punctuation.

Here's the video. (NSFW, contains the word FUCK).


megan walker - Jun 27, 2007 7:20:57 am PDT #4997 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Happy Birthday, JZ!!! I hope you are wearing your West German skirt in celebration!