I think they can, they're just refusing. I mean, if you were a meteorite, would you?
I would take one for the team, man. I'd form a meteorite ninja strike force and go space kamikaze on the forces of evil.
Giles: Helping out with the dishes makes me feel useful. Dawn: Wanna clean out the garage with us
Saturday? You could feel indispensable.
'Dirty Girls'
Natter 52: Playing with a full deck?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
shrift - Jun 27, 2007 6:36:30 am PDT #4985 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
JZ - Jun 27, 2007 6:39:53 am PDT #4986 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Thanks for the birthday wishes!
It should be noted that this is also Sparky and her DH's third anniversary! I think the traditional third anniversary gift is leather or tin or something like that, but a meteorite falling on Ann Coulter would be a perfectly acceptable alternate gift.
Gudanov - Jun 27, 2007 6:39:57 am PDT #4987 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Evil can never truly be vanquished Shrift.
Gudanov - Jun 27, 2007 6:42:01 am PDT #4988 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
I think the traditional third anniversary gift is leather or tin or something like that, but a meteorite falling on Ann Coulter would be a perfectly acceptable alternate gift.
Fiery death from above is really more traditional for the fourth anniversary.
Happy Birthday JZ! Happy Anniversary Sparky!
shrift - Jun 27, 2007 6:42:42 am PDT #4989 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Well, I wasn't planning on Armageddon, Gud. Just strategic vaporization of some particularly egregious jackholes.
Sparky1 - Jun 27, 2007 6:49:04 am PDT #4990 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
Fiery death from above is really more traditional for the fourth anniversary.
I will happily accept Ann Coulter in flames as an early 4th anniversary present (and I promise to stay married to the fella for another year) and to forgo a 3rd anniversary present. Unless you were all planning on dropping a piano on Dick Cheney or something -- then I'd have a difficult choice to make.
Thanks for the anniversary wishes!
§ ita § - Jun 27, 2007 6:51:24 am PDT #4991 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Happy birthday, JZ, and happy anniversary to the Sparks.
Toddson - Jun 27, 2007 6:58:21 am PDT #4992 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Actually, in Ann Coulter's case, I'd be happy if evil would just SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 27, 2007 7:01:24 am PDT #4993 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Where's Beetlejuice with the riveted muzzles when you need him?
Happy Birthday Jacqueline!
Frankenbuddha - Jun 27, 2007 7:04:17 am PDT #4994 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Where's Beetlejuice with the riveted muzzles when you need him?
I dunno, but I suspect that scary face he made that the audience didn't see was Anne Coulter's.