You do well to flee, townspeople! I will pillage your lands and dwellings! I will burn your crops and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters! Ha ha ha! Mark my words! Ooh! Ale! I smell delicious ale!

Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'


Natter 52: Playing with a full deck?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Connie Neil - Jun 26, 2007 8:16:54 am PDT #4809 of 10001
brillig

I was seriously thinking about naming my cat Hatshepsut, but how do you abbreviate that?

Hattie?


Daisy Jane - Jun 26, 2007 8:18:07 am PDT #4810 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Nope. "none of which is more deserving" refers to your company, not to all of the organizations.

Huh. I guess I'm reading it as "not one of those organizations." Which, because of this rule

With count nouns, you can use either the singular or
the plural. ("None of the books is..." or "None of the books are...") Usually, the plural sounds more natural, unless you're trying to emphasize the idea of "not one", or if the words that follow work better in the singular.

means I'm wrong anyway.


tommyrot - Jun 26, 2007 8:23:23 am PDT #4811 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

reputationdefender

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* Social networks (MySpace, Facebook, LiveJournal, Bebo, and more);
* Professional review websites;
* Blogs;
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* Millions of additional sites on the "open Internet."

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What a bunch of wankers.

PZ says:

The "proprietary" and "arduous and labor-intensive task" seems to involve meekly asking the author to take down his article.

[link]

Yecke, Minnesota's former odious education commissioner, is now campaigning to be odious education commissioner for the state of Florida. Her history in our fair state is now a bit of a stain on her reputations, so she hired a company called "reputationdefender" to sanitize the internet for her. This company googles up people who have said unkind things about their clients and sends out email threats to them, telling them to take it down.


Ginger - Jun 26, 2007 8:28:53 am PDT #4812 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

The Benoit case [link] does appear to be murder/suicide.


DavidS - Jun 26, 2007 8:39:57 am PDT #4813 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I have friends who did name their cat Hatshepsut and call her Hattie.


Dana - Jun 26, 2007 8:41:20 am PDT #4814 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

So now that I've completely failed to give useful grammar advice, I need job-hunting help. I've been doing contract work lately, but have a potential in at a mondo big law firm. Of course, they have a correspondingly big employment application. As far as salary goes, should I put something down? Something that roughly corresponds to what I've been making contract-wise? Or should I stick to the principle of making them name a number first?


ChiKat - Jun 26, 2007 8:46:49 am PDT #4815 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Or should I stick to the principle of making them name a number first?

This.


§ ita § - Jun 26, 2007 8:47:53 am PDT #4816 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Joke, right? The site has a weird feel. So spare.

Unethical psychology study. Smaller in scope than the Stanford prisoners or the one where you hear screams of a purported torture session, but damn. Kid's not even a year old.


Dana - Jun 26, 2007 8:49:42 am PDT #4817 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

So where the application has a box for salary, do I put "negotiable"? "dependent on benefits"?


ChiKat - Jun 26, 2007 8:54:02 am PDT #4818 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

So where the application has a box for salary, do I put "negotiable"? "dependent on benefits"?

Can you leave it blank?