First, we SEARCH. We scour the Internet to dig up every possible piece of information about you and present it in an interactive monthly report. You can view this report by email or by logging into our site. This information is detailed in straightforward categories, including:
* Social networks (MySpace, Facebook, LiveJournal, Bebo, and more);
* Professional review websites;
* Blogs;
* Online news sources;
* Photograph, video, and audio sharing sites (Flickr, YouTube, etc.); and,
* Millions of additional sites on the "open Internet."
Next, we DESTROY. You can select any content from your report that you don't like. This is where we go to work for you.
Our trained and expert online reputation advocates use an array of proprietary techniques developed in-house to correct and/or completely remove the selected unwanted content from the web. This is an arduous and labor-intensive task, but we take the job seriously so you can sleep better at night. We will always and only be in YOUR corner.
What a bunch of wankers.
PZ says:
The "proprietary" and "arduous and labor-intensive task" seems to involve meekly asking the author to take down his article.
Yecke, Minnesota's former odious education commissioner, is now campaigning to be odious education commissioner for the state of Florida. Her history in our fair state is now a bit of a stain on her reputations, so she hired a company called "reputationdefender" to sanitize the internet for her. This company googles up people who have said unkind things about their clients and sends out email threats to them, telling them to take it down.