No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Daisy Jane - May 09, 2007 11:01:31 am PDT #8207 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

(or something less southern)

No! Southernisms are the best. If you can't say something nice or profound make up a confusing metaphor!- as my grandmother used to say.


Nora Deirdre - May 09, 2007 11:03:29 am PDT #8208 of 10003
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

"While I can't force you to be the person I wish you were, I absolutely have the right to recognize that you aren't what I need and therefore will end the relationship."

What Vortex said. I may just C&P that shit straight up!


Daisy Jane - May 09, 2007 11:05:44 am PDT #8209 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

You're welcome to it.


Nora Deirdre - May 09, 2007 11:06:45 am PDT #8210 of 10003
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

(I didn't mean "shit" in a perjorative sense, btw, just being sorta slangy. It's really an excellent way of putting things.)


vw bug - May 09, 2007 11:06:46 am PDT #8211 of 10003
Mostly lurking...

Anyone have any comments on the e-mail?

t /needy

Oh, who the hell am I kidding?! That tag never closes!


Nora Deirdre - May 09, 2007 11:07:23 am PDT #8212 of 10003
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I like the email, vw.


Sparky1 - May 09, 2007 11:12:25 am PDT #8213 of 10003
Librarian Warlord

I like the email, too, vw. The only suggestion I have is that you put some kind of time frame on it -- "my schedule is fairly flexible for the next few weeks, but I'd really like to speak with you before (date) so I can think about this commitment." Or somesuch.

I didn't fall asleep in my meeting, but it was close.


vw bug - May 09, 2007 11:14:18 am PDT #8214 of 10003
Mostly lurking...

Oh, that's good. Thanks, guys!


Daisy Jane - May 09, 2007 11:14:54 am PDT #8215 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

(I didn't mean "shit" in a perjorative sense, btw, just being sorta slangy. It's really an excellent way of putting things.)

Oh, no I didn't think you did. I used to feel like I owed it to someone to be his or her friend or girlfriend and would get really frustrated when they wouldn't behave according to whatever model of correct friend/boyfriend behavior I had in my head. Then I was told I couldn't make anyone behave that way, which made sense, but left me with several more years of frustration over whether or not my models of behavior were wrong and maybe I should just accept others for who they are and then something happened that made me go "Sure. I can't demand that you don't knowingly hurt me, but I have the right to want someone who won't."


beekaytee - May 09, 2007 11:19:41 am PDT #8216 of 10003
Compassionately intolerant

Then I was told I couldn't make anyone behave that way, which made sense, but left me with several more years of frustration over whether or not my models of behavior were wrong and maybe I should just accept others for who they are and then something happened that made me go "Sure. I can't demand that you don't knowingly hurt me, but I have the right to want someone who won't."

Sing it sister!