Hil had a brownie mix once that claimed to make 13 servings. We spent a good bit of an afternoon - well, the mathier among us did - attempting in vain to find any possible way to do that.

It's easy. I always eat three while removing them from the pan.

hey bitches, Been months since I've lurked. Work crazy, life crazy, not enough time in the day. But I'm back. Can't stay away too long. Love you guys too much!

Hi, omnis!

Love you guys

Well, we love you too! (/Ghostbusters II)

Buy a new bra, vw! It makes your clothes look better and it makes you stand up straighter when your boobs feel perky, thus lending the magic "looks like you just lost 5 pounds" effect.

I try to stand up straight and move from my center of gravity, and I, uh, get a lot of comments on my walk that are complimentary. But posture affects attitude, I think. I just want to go up to slump-shouldered girls (not that I think you are one) and snap their shoulders back and lift up their chins.

It's utterly ridonkuous I have not met Vortex or PixiBitch yet. Esp. since K and I and pratically spiritual doppelgangers. Except that I am not wee and blonde and sober-bi.

From the rummmmoooorrrs, I think Vortex and I could cause a lot of fun truble together. A LOT.

Sober-bi?

And yes, you and Vortex? Jail might yet again be involved.

Sober-bi?

I am a HOOR when drunk.

EDIT: Making out HOOR, I guess. I"ve never actually slept with a gal.

Yes, Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter was really quite bad. It wasn't even a good bad movie, it was just bad. We'll be covering it in the next podcast of B-Movie Bastards.

Cats mating? Really one of the worst theoretically consensual sounds ever.

Please to be spaying your kitties. And then the neutering for the boys.

I was clenching my teeth enough to give myself a headache.

::shakes rantyfist at neighbors::

From the rummmmoooorrrs, I think Vortex and I could cause a lot of fun truble together. A LOT.

Sweet weeping swine of Circe, but that's an understatement.

nods

Apologies for skippage - punctuation and snogs all round, as needed. Teppy and The Boy are in danger of becoming another of my 'ships. What would their portmanteau be, though? The Boppy? Toy?

Meanwhile, I was wondering if you had any particular favourite sites where I might find images to take to a dressmaker? I really do need to get around to getting some skirts/blouses/dresses made for me.

Keep in mind (1) I favour ankle length skirts and (2) it is Very Bloody Hot Indeed. However, I am not averse to getting something made that I can wear other places than Thailand.

Thoughts?