Didn't say: Trust me on this. He ain't fixable. And even if he were, you still couldn't fix him.
You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town.
Simon ,'Jaynestown'
Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Laura - Feb 20, 2007 2:11:05 pm PST #2313 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
Connie Neil - Feb 20, 2007 2:11:32 pm PST #2314 of 10001
brillig
I adore Craig Ferguson. I go to sleep with him most every night.
Pix - Feb 20, 2007 2:12:21 pm PST #2315 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
So, what's in people's "shit I didn't say" file for the day?
"That is the stupidest school schedule anyone has ever suggested in the history of everything. Are you on CRACK?"
Laura - Feb 20, 2007 2:13:24 pm PST #2316 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
he reconsidered making jokes at the expense of the "vulnerable."
I liked reading that too. Rare.
Scrappy - Feb 20, 2007 2:18:03 pm PST #2317 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Shit I Didn't Say: "I can't give you a reference on that employee because she is batshit crazy."
Miracleman - Feb 20, 2007 2:19:35 pm PST #2318 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Did NOT say: "Well, he could be 'out' every time you call because you're an insufferably obnoxious shithead with a poor grasp of reality. For example: You are not funny, no matter how loud you laugh at your own jokes. Call here again and I will gut you, pull your heart from your chest, have it bronzed and use it as the knob of a walking stick.
Have a nice fuckin' day!"
DawnK - Feb 20, 2007 2:20:10 pm PST #2319 of 10001
giraffe mode
So, what's in people's "shit I didn't say" file for the day?
(via email) Dude, I am sooo not your maid and no I won't hide the (8 weeks worth of) unopened company mail in your office so your boss doesn't see it.
Tom Scola - Feb 20, 2007 2:25:26 pm PST #2320 of 10001
hwæt
You keep sending me email asking to so something, but I sill have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. Please explain it to me one more time, only this time with standard English spelling and grammar.
amych - Feb 20, 2007 2:30:22 pm PST #2321 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Shit I didn't say:
- On which planet, exactly, is your Disneyworld vacation video an essential part of your work portfolio?
- Yes, you are correct that people can't copyright individual words. But that doesn't mean you can just coincidentally string them together in the same order as the book without anyone noticing.
- The fact that you scheduled a two-hour powerpoint at 3:00 pm does not bode well for my opinion of the product you are selling. Nor for my chances of remembering it exists by this time tomorrow.
juliana - Feb 20, 2007 2:48:09 pm PST #2322 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…