he reconsidered making jokes at the expense of the "vulnerable."
I liked reading that too. Rare.
Mal: There's plenty orders of mine that she didn't obey. Wash: Name one! Mal: She married you!
'War Stories'
Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Laura - Feb 20, 2007 2:13:24 pm PST #2316 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
Scrappy - Feb 20, 2007 2:18:03 pm PST #2317 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Shit I Didn't Say: "I can't give you a reference on that employee because she is batshit crazy."
Miracleman - Feb 20, 2007 2:19:35 pm PST #2318 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Did NOT say: "Well, he could be 'out' every time you call because you're an insufferably obnoxious shithead with a poor grasp of reality. For example: You are not funny, no matter how loud you laugh at your own jokes. Call here again and I will gut you, pull your heart from your chest, have it bronzed and use it as the knob of a walking stick.
Have a nice fuckin' day!"
DawnK - Feb 20, 2007 2:20:10 pm PST #2319 of 10001
giraffe mode
So, what's in people's "shit I didn't say" file for the day?
(via email) Dude, I am sooo not your maid and no I won't hide the (8 weeks worth of) unopened company mail in your office so your boss doesn't see it.
Tom Scola - Feb 20, 2007 2:25:26 pm PST #2320 of 10001
hwæt
You keep sending me email asking to so something, but I sill have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. Please explain it to me one more time, only this time with standard English spelling and grammar.
amych - Feb 20, 2007 2:30:22 pm PST #2321 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Shit I didn't say:
- On which planet, exactly, is your Disneyworld vacation video an essential part of your work portfolio?
- Yes, you are correct that people can't copyright individual words. But that doesn't mean you can just coincidentally string them together in the same order as the book without anyone noticing.
- The fact that you scheduled a two-hour powerpoint at 3:00 pm does not bode well for my opinion of the product you are selling. Nor for my chances of remembering it exists by this time tomorrow.
juliana - Feb 20, 2007 2:48:09 pm PST #2322 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Connie Neil - Feb 20, 2007 2:55:05 pm PST #2323 of 10001
brillig
Is that supposed to be Henry VIII? Couldn't they at least have found a red head?
juliana - Feb 20, 2007 2:57:05 pm PST #2324 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Is that supposed to be Henry VIII? Couldn't they at least have found a red head?
Or dyed his hair?
(Actually, Paul Bettany would have kicked ass as young Henry VIII)
JenP - Feb 20, 2007 3:00:04 pm PST #2325 of 10001
I watched the video clip; they make him run. It's in slo-mo, though. Not sure that helps.
Oof. He is a pretty, pretty man.