You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - Mar 09, 2007 10:19:16 am PST #9879 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Is actual moving actually on the horizon, Aims? This would be good new news I was previously unaware of.

For all definitions of horizon that include living on a round planet and no matter how many miles forward you travel, the horizon is still the same distance away.


Steph L. - Mar 09, 2007 10:20:37 am PST #9880 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Now that all this is done (the group stuff, I mean), I'm feeling a little bruised and empty, and The Boy is in Washington D.C. this weekend, so I don't even have his company. I just kind of want to lie on the couch and cry. I know it shouldn't bother me, but it does.


Aims - Mar 09, 2007 10:22:35 am PST #9881 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Jesus Bleeding Christ, Tep! What a fucko.

{{{Tep}}} I'm sorry this has hurt you. If you need a good cry, have a good cry. Very cathartic, IMVHO.


SailAweigh - Mar 09, 2007 10:25:50 am PST #9882 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

That dude sounds like one of those people who just *has* to be right about everything, whether it's his specialty or not. Damn, Steph, he doesn't need a cluesticking or even a clue-by-four, he needs a clew. Tied to an anchor sheet, tied to the keel and get his hide scraped by barnacles. Asshat.


javachik - Mar 09, 2007 10:27:17 am PST #9883 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Teppy, I am hoping the craxy ass bastard doesn't have your home address??!

Edited because caxy doesn't equal craxy.


Pix - Mar 09, 2007 10:28:17 am PST #9884 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

Has he had a proper Empress smiting yet?


Ginger - Mar 09, 2007 10:28:55 am PST #9885 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I think all the Bitches should go to karaoke in Nashville.

It would certainly improve my usual trip to Nashville.

I know it shouldn't bother me, but it does.

Hell, it bothers me. Of course it should bother you.


Steph L. - Mar 09, 2007 10:29:36 am PST #9886 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Teppy, I am hoping the craxy ass bastard doesn't have your home address??!

No, and -- I may have mentioned -- he lives in Florida. Yeah, he's allowed to be in charge of a committee for a group that is physically located in Ohio, as are all of its members.

What.EV.


Jessica - Mar 09, 2007 10:30:00 am PST #9887 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I've got a way that I work with clients, if they have been a problem in the past I don't turn them down for work, I just raise my fee. The real pains get quoted 4X to 5X my fee. This guy would be getting around 7X my fee.

Yep - we do the same thing.

Now that all this is done (the group stuff, I mean), I'm feeling a little bruised and empty, and The Boy is in Washington D.C. this weekend, so I don't even have his company.

I'm sorry Tep. CC is being a giant assberet, and I hope he gets crabs.


Aims - Mar 09, 2007 10:32:44 am PST #9888 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Has he had a proper Empress smiting yet?

He has not. Tep, would you like a smiting for this ginormous AssHat of the Northern Columbia Fuckwits?