We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.

Mal ,'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Mar 07, 2007 5:58:29 pm PST #9397 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hello. I am not dead. REPEAT: NOT. DEAD.

Excellent news, Erin! I totally prefer you alive.

let's just say I can't make a clear cut decsion.

I can! I'm going to beat him up with a piece of Hot Wheels track if he goes back to the old job.

More importantly, he'll lose his right to complain forever and ever.


Strix - Mar 07, 2007 6:04:02 pm PST #9398 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Damn. My post about my student totally got ate. I am alive, and although sleepless and cranky, likely to be so tomorrow.

But I gotta type it again: my students in my last hour, given the order to use all of the vocab words from the last chapter in aa story-in-the-round came up with a paean to one of my more outspoken girl's crampy girly-bits. (Mixed gender effort, here)

What I remember best is "Her pituitary-driven quarrelling uterus exploded from the impetus of her muscadine-sized ovaries, which were the texture of eggshell pecans."

I am equal parts proud and horrified. I am obviously a Very Bad Role Model.


Aims - Mar 07, 2007 6:05:51 pm PST #9399 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Good Lords, Erin.

Good thing you didn't put "man" or "root" on that list.


Strix - Mar 07, 2007 6:14:18 pm PST #9400 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Uterus and ovaries were their own add-on's.

The list included: pituitary, exploded, impetus, muscadines, eggshell pecans.

V. was complaining about her "crampy uterus." One of my senior boys got up and drew a uterus (uterus, not hoo-ha; he's taking Anatomy) on the board, I redirected to the vocab exercise, and...well.


beth b - Mar 07, 2007 6:16:27 pm PST #9401 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Understood David. and really, he does too.

and I made rules if he decides to go back .

But honestly, the new job has some major craziness.

But then again , I think the entire IT world needs to wake up and smell the coffee. Haveing an expert do their job , is worth dollars, and actual hours spent doing the job shouldn't matter.


beth b - Mar 07, 2007 6:17:17 pm PST #9402 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

P.S. I like your oh-so-clever students, Erin.


brenda m - Mar 07, 2007 6:23:05 pm PST #9403 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Eggshell pecans? What does that mean? And am I the only one reading it that's surprised they didn't go in, um, an alternate reproductive direction?


Aims - Mar 07, 2007 6:29:18 pm PST #9404 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

GO ME!

990/1400 words completed on my research paper and I haven't even BEGUN to answer the "core questions" or refer to my surveys from here and LJ! GO ME!


Sean K - Mar 07, 2007 6:31:15 pm PST #9405 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Haveing an expert do their job , is worth dollars

Much of corporate America seems to have decided they don't give a rat's ass, and they much prefer slaves. I believe this has only intensified over the last seven years, for reasons I leave to you to deduce.


Connie Neil - Mar 07, 2007 6:32:27 pm PST #9406 of 10001
brillig

Empress, I'm interested in the results of your survey. Are they available?