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Daisy Jane - Mar 05, 2007 10:27:37 am PST #8936 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

((((Steph)))). So sorry you are under so much stress. I was actually thinking of advising y'all to start a splinter group...nevermind.

Does anyone want to compose an apologetic email to a friend who I was a total tool to last night because I was teee-rashed? I'm pretty sure it'll be fine, but I'm having anxiety attacks just thinking about it.

Pix - Mar 05, 2007 10:31:00 am PST #8937 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

Dear [friend],

I am so sorry about last night. I was a total tool because I was trashed, but I know that's no excuse. I hope you can forgive me.

Love, DJ

DavidS - Mar 05, 2007 10:32:50 am PST #8938 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Does anyone want to compose an apologetic email to a friend who I was a total tool to last night because I was teee-rashed?

Dear [DJ's friend],

Dude. I tried to break the land speed record and post a personal best for inebriation last night. Apparently this required me to be a complete tool jackass to you. I hope you can respect my attempt to set a new record, and (more importantly) forgive my shit-faced, stupid-ass trespasses. You're a good friend and deserve the better part of my friendship. I'm sorry.

Love,

DJ

Daisy Jane - Mar 05, 2007 10:33:31 am PST #8939 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Thanks Kristin! That's pretty much what I said, except I think I said I was a total jackass instead of too.

I feel like I was more jackassy than tooly.

ETA: Hec too!

Steph L. - Mar 05, 2007 10:52:35 am PST #8940 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

((((Steph)))). So sorry you are under so much stress. I was actually thinking of advising y'all to start a splinter group...nevermind.

Well, no -- we more or less *are* -- it's just that, for now, we're staying very very VERY under the radar. To the point of not even referring to ourselves as a "group."

tommyrot - Mar 05, 2007 10:53:52 am PST #8941 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

we more or less *are* -- it's just that, for now, we're staying very very VERY under the radar. To the point of not even referring to ourselves as a "group."

You should all get t-shirts that say "SPLINTER GROUP" in big-ass letters. Just because it'd be funny.

Steph L. - Mar 05, 2007 10:55:48 am PST #8942 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

You should all get t-shirts that say "SPLINTER GROUP" in big-ass letters. Just because it'd be funny.

We're the People's Front of Judea.

Connie Neil - Mar 05, 2007 10:57:23 am PST #8943 of 10001
brillig

We're the People's Front of Judea.

No, we're the Judean People's Front!

Steph L. - Mar 05, 2007 10:58:19 am PST #8944 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

The only group we hate more than the Romans is the Judean Popular People's Front! Splitters!

Frankenbuddha - Mar 05, 2007 10:59:14 am PST #8945 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

There's a "sub" group joke to be made here, isn't there?

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