It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Mar 02, 2007 12:45:37 pm PST #8476 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Jilli, I WILL cheer you up.

Starting with tonight.

4 little words.

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Coco

La

Ti

Da

And for the rest of you not in the know, here's the linky -

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Atropa - Mar 02, 2007 12:47:10 pm PST #8477 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Really? I'll try and hold on to that idea during my upcoming meeting.

... I just want to get through this meeting without bursting into tears. That's all.


Aims - Mar 02, 2007 12:47:54 pm PST #8478 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Well, I'm cheered the hell up.

No tears ~~ma~~ for Jilli.


Maria - Mar 02, 2007 12:49:30 pm PST #8479 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Damnit all to hell, Pete. You CANNOT torment us like that. Especially we poor souls on the opposite coast.

Sei carino ma diavoloso, Pietro.


-t - Mar 02, 2007 12:49:43 pm PST #8480 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Oh my. That's some serious food porn.

Eta: and the food lust drives the actual thoughts from my brain. I meant to say: no tears~ma for Jilli.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Mar 02, 2007 12:53:40 pm PST #8481 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Damnit all to hell, Pete. You CANNOT torment us like that. Especially we poor souls on the opposite coast.

Bwahaahaahaaaaaa! Bwa--hurk! Goddammit, this maniacal laughter is all worn out. I might as well give it back to Joe now.


beth b - Mar 02, 2007 1:04:16 pm PST #8482 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Why does the phone ring only when I am sleeping?


Topic!Cindy - Mar 02, 2007 1:04:32 pm PST #8483 of 10001
What is even happening?

Sei carino ma diavoloso, Pietro
I think she called you her dearest devil.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Mar 02, 2007 1:09:53 pm PST #8484 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

*shrugs*

Devilish? Moi?


Maria - Mar 02, 2007 1:10:23 pm PST #8485 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Sei carino ma diavoloso, Pietro

I think she called you her dearest devil.

Ooh, close. I said, "You're cute (or another iteration of the word cute) but devilish, Peter."

I so enjoy stepping right on that line and sticking my tongue out, all the while being very careful not to actually cross it.

On a random note, Cindy, did you know the Italian version of your name is Cinzia? I am in love with that name at the moment.