Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Nicole - Feb 18, 2007 8:14:27 am PST #6329 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

Ack, Suzi. I hope the day goes as well as possible, without you having to bite your tongue too much.

Write, Nora! Write!

Morning, all. I'm using the weekend to attempt to de-clutter my house and re-arrange things a bit. I've hit a bump in the road though. There should really be a Single Girl's Guide To Moving Heavy Entertainment Centers pamphlet or book out there. I could use it right about now.

Maybe if I took the tv out of it... Hmmm.


Nicole - Feb 18, 2007 8:25:36 am PST #6330 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

Nope. That didn't work.

But I got my heart rate up and broke a nail. Woo hoo.


ChiKat - Feb 18, 2007 8:48:03 am PST #6331 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Single Girl's Guide To Moving Heavy Entertainment Centers pamphlet or book out there.

I did that last week! Well, not get the book, but moved my entertainment center. I ended up taking most of the stuff out of it to move it. And, I, too, broke a nail, so I think the pamphlet needs to cover how not to do that.


brenda m - Feb 18, 2007 8:49:22 am PST #6332 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I ended up taking most of the stuff out of it to move it.

I wish I'd had the pamphlet to tell me to do that the last time I moved my tall bookcase.


ChiKat - Feb 18, 2007 8:51:49 am PST #6333 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Was there a Bookcase Incident involving personal injury??


Nora Deirdre - Feb 18, 2007 9:03:27 am PST #6334 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

hey Suzi, I hope that today goes OK, and that you don't stress out too much. Like Zenkitty said, this family stuff is just so sticky.

OK! I have eaten a carb-o-riffic and fat-tastic lunch of leftover homemade mac & cheese and leftover spicy tofu pad thai (and salad) and also a half a beer. (Hair of the dog, dontcha know) I have showered. I have brushed my teeth.

I am READY to write!

(yeah... see you guys in about 3 minutes...)


sj - Feb 18, 2007 9:10:18 am PST #6335 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Good luck today, Suzi!


Ginger - Feb 18, 2007 9:11:14 am PST #6336 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Write, Nora, write.

Girl's Guide To Moving Heavy Entertainment Centers

I used to put towels under furniture, but I just bought some of those slidy things that you see on late-night TV and they actually work, mostly because they're easier to get under the furniture.

My cold has morphed into the World's Loudest Cough.


beth b - Feb 18, 2007 9:11:35 am PST #6337 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

To Moving Heavy Entertainment Centers

Not single, but since Idecided to try and topple over our , on top of me - I'd still read the book. Worse thing- I wasn't trying to move it.


amych - Feb 18, 2007 9:12:10 am PST #6338 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I should be writing, or at least researching. Instead, I am planning the garden.

I don't even garden.