Well, why don't you just ask your precious Owen, who looks a lot like me, but I'm taller, can read, and I'm going to be a scientist doctor astronaut builder teacher when I grow up.
Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.
Giles ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Topic!Cindy - Feb 13, 2007 3:44:29 pm PST #5398 of 10001
What is even happening?
Steph L. - Feb 13, 2007 3:45:06 pm PST #5399 of 10001
That which does not kill you should RUN
Is it wrong that I imagine you saying this in the tone of voice from the Spidey 3 trailer?
That's pretty much the voice I was using. With a little bit of Vincent Price thrown in for good measure.
Aims - Feb 13, 2007 3:46:33 pm PST #5400 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Well, why don't you just ask your precious Owen, who looks a lot like me, but I'm taller, can read, and I'm going to be a scientist doctor astronaut builder teacher when I grow up.
Wow. You're just as touchy as your mom when someone comments on how many usernames she's had.
Topic!Cindy - Feb 13, 2007 3:49:31 pm PST #5401 of 10001
What is even happening?
Oh, wait. Are you the chick whose mom is a boy? How'd that happen, anyhow? I'm very interested in science experiments.
Aims - Feb 13, 2007 3:52:06 pm PST #5402 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
How'd that happen, anyhow?
I've been told teleporter accident. We ran out of monkeys.
Here's a plan - let's you and me gather up the rest of the Buffista sprog and go get an island. I mean - they've been talking about it forever, but geez getting them to do anything as a group is like herding cats. That way - Clifford dog, Slurpees, and none of this "grounding" stuff.
Kind of like Lord of the Flies, but without the, ya know, killing.
Topic!Cindy - Feb 13, 2007 3:55:36 pm PST #5403 of 10001
What is even happening?
You're pretty smart, for 2. I'll bring the tivo. We'll never miss Clifford, again.
Errrrr. I'm not changing diapers. I can cook, though.
Aims - Feb 13, 2007 3:57:32 pm PST #5404 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Diapers do pose a problem. Hmmm.....
Topic!Cindy - Feb 13, 2007 3:59:36 pm PST #5405 of 10001
What is even happening?
What if we kidnapped one of the smaller adults -- one we could gang up on, so we wouldn't get pushed around?
Aims - Feb 13, 2007 4:00:05 pm PST #5406 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Oooh! Kristin! She's way small!
Topic!Cindy - Feb 13, 2007 4:03:24 pm PST #5407 of 10001
What is even happening?
Yes!!! And she's a teacher. I'm not being stuck on an island with a bunch of illiterates.