Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun? Now I'm not saying you weren't easy to find. It was kinda out of our way, and he didn't want to come in the first place. Man's lookin' to kill some folk. So really it's his will y'all should worry about thwarting.

Mal ,'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Daisy Jane - Jan 19, 2007 12:16:02 pm PST #1727 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Clearly, you and I should go into business together, juliana. For we have ideas that are both right and good.


Tom Scola - Jan 19, 2007 12:18:14 pm PST #1728 of 10001
Where do you come from? Where do you go? What is your scene, baby? We just gotta know.

FWIW, I didn't publish my first book until mere weeks before I turned 40.

I turn 40 in ten weeks. Crap.


juliana - Jan 19, 2007 12:18:31 pm PST #1729 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

For we have ideas that are both right and good.

Yes. Also, we are very pretty and can hold our liquor.


Sean K - Jan 19, 2007 12:19:14 pm PST #1730 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

t waits impatiently for Scola's first book


erikaj - Jan 19, 2007 12:22:11 pm PST #1731 of 10001
"Somewhere in this building is our talent." Toby Ziegler, my spirit animal

I know the feeling. Although the worst part of mine is that people think they *know* what I do already. "You're so lucky...not having to work or anything." I don't know whether to hit those people or feel like "Shit, your job is fucking sad. Sorry, bunk."Dude, Scola...smile at me the right way and I could give you mine. It's not perfect, but...


Daisy Jane - Jan 19, 2007 12:25:40 pm PST #1732 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Yes. Also, we are very pretty and can hold our liquor.

True!

ETA: My cousin has just started attending therapy. Technically it's supposed to only be for people who survived the storm, but the therapist decided K could take advantage of the program anyway. Point is, when she was talking about how great it is to talk about her shit and know that it's normal and stuff, I was thinking "But I don't need that! I have buffistas to validate my craxy!"

ETAA: Sad when the ETA is longer than the original post.


DavidS - Jan 19, 2007 12:29:08 pm PST #1733 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I turn 40 in ten weeks. Crap.

Start writing, buckoo!

Yes. Also, we are very pretty and can hold our liquor.

Verifiably true.


Polter-Cow - Jan 19, 2007 12:33:05 pm PST #1734 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

{{JZ}} Sorry for the woes.

I want to publish a book. But I suppose I have to write one first. And I suppose I have to have an idea before that.


juliana - Jan 19, 2007 12:34:59 pm PST #1735 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Point is, when she was talking about how great it is to talk about her shit and know that it's normal and stuff, I was thinking "But I don't need that! I have buffistas to validate my craxy!"

Yes! I think this every time someone suggests I go to talky therapy. And then I go to the bar.

I think I need more of a life-coach-type personage - someone to throw out suggestions and bounce shit off of and then kick my ass when I don't follow up. Except I have buffistae for that, too.

I TOTALLY want to open up a karaoke bar/lounge with regular Shakespeare discussions and beauty tips and massages with Daisy now. I think we would make one MEEEEELION dollars.


amych - Jan 19, 2007 12:36:55 pm PST #1736 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

"But I don't need that! I have buffistas to validate my craxy!"

So true. If only y'all could write prescriptions.