Avenue Q meets Fiddler on the Roof to become...Avenue Jew

Bwah! Must share link!

(You did get that I was just giving you shit, right?)

(Aw yeah, but this is an Internet message board. I figured if I didn't give up an apology, I'd be worse than Hitler within seconds.)

Nah, but you'd be just like that mean kid in High School.

Playbill article about Avenue Jew, which was at a fundraiser in 2004:

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All my bitching earlier and I come home to a sweet note from mom talking about how excited she is I'm coming.

And this is why I can't cancel xmas.

In other news, (well, vaguely related, since it is still about Jews):

NEW YORK, Dec. 6 (JTA) — The Conservative movement’s highest legal body moved to allow commitment ceremonies for gays and the ordination of gay rabbis.

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I'm really surprised about this. Each year for the past five, maybe ten, years, they say that they're going to vote on this, and then come back with a decision that's something like "This is a difficult issue that requires much consideration."

So what you are sying is that the Ents were based on the Jews?

Making a robotic infant with self-replicating nanobots that will grow the body structure over time and inserting an advanced neural net of molecular computers running a FreeBSD based OS with extensive self-learning algorithms in your garage is artificially manufacturing a child.

....not that there's anything wrong with that.

I thought Gud was spending an awful lot of time in the garage recently...

Yeah -- he was BUILDING the robotic infant with self-replicating nanobots and inserting an advanced neural net of molecular computers running a FreeBSD based OS with extensive self-learning algorithms that's GROWING INSIDE OF JESSICA!!!!

....or did we all forget that she was pregnant, huh? Or perhaps I should say "pregnant"....

The Bible don't say nuthin' about them nannerbots, I dunno, it just don't sound right to me, I reckon. It just don't sound right.... I don't think the Lord sits in favor of them robotic sperm cells and whatnot, or else it would be in the Bible, gol-darn-it!

I've read that the Vietnam war wasn't so much about "communism taking over" as Vietnamese nationalism asserting itself, and as a result of our obsession with fighting communism we missed this fact.

Basically true, though the one of the things the Pentagon papers revealed is that actually our government did know this. It is not so much that we missed the fact, as that we ignored it. Of course there was a sense in which it was thought to be a real threat at the time. If the U.S. government let a nation go communist without punishing them for it, there was the danger that others would follow their bad example. That was the real domino theory.

robotic infant with self-replicating nanobots and inserting an advanced neural net of molecular computers running a FreeBSD based OS with extensive self-learning algorithms that's GROWING INSIDE OF JESSICA!!!!

Please. If I were growing a robot, I'd do it safely inside a uterine replicator like any normal Betan citizen.