Actually not needing validation right now, but thank you.

Buffy ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Dec 06, 2006 12:25:13 pm PST #4830 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

13. Snuggle fabric softener
What does it say about us as a society that we’re obviously completely obsessed with talking, evil-looking stuffed animals? This one should have found its way into a horror movie.

When I was a kid, I used to fantasize about blowing away the Snuggle bear with a shotgun. That proves your point. I think.

ION for DIYers, How to Pan Roast Coffee


Nutty - Dec 06, 2006 12:27:06 pm PST #4831 of 10007
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Many of the messages in the latest spam wave promote penny stocks

Really, people who buy into schemes like this deserve to lose their money. But it would be more efficient if they would just hand over big wads of cash to me.


Allyson - Dec 06, 2006 12:28:46 pm PST #4832 of 10007
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Someone from Current called to interview me about fandom. He was asking me what are some of the biggest fandoms.

I grinned and said, "I'd start with Daily Kos."

Seriously. Freepers, Kos, AmericaBlog, they should all have special places at fandom_wank. They make scifi fans look completely sane.


Laura - Dec 06, 2006 12:40:52 pm PST #4833 of 10007
Our wings are not tired.

We'll sit in the corner smoking, drinking, and glaring at them.

Woo! Can we dance and grope too?


megan walker - Dec 06, 2006 12:41:56 pm PST #4834 of 10007
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Other great comments from Jess's link:

23. Chippy Chews cookies Not only do you get the weird combination of an H.R. Pufnstuf atmosphere along with Sammy Davis, Jr.’s “Candyman,” but these cookies, despite their name, completely dispensed with the definition of chocolate “chip” cookies and just filled the whole damn thing with fudge.

43. Small Wonder promo Sure, it’s not much of an ad, but we loved the idiotic show about a robotic little girl. And there’s just something immensely satisfying about seeing a giant robotic little girl drop someone hundreds of feet to their death.


erikaj - Dec 06, 2006 12:42:09 pm PST #4835 of 10007
Always Anti-fascist!

Yeah...some of us are nuts. I hope that my crazy is at least the fun kind. Corwood, I can't understand where the personal responsibility issue comes from in this season. Those boys are twelve. They have no way to take personal responsibility.


sarameg - Dec 06, 2006 12:49:40 pm PST #4836 of 10007

Making a robotic infant with self-replicating nanobots that will grow the body structure over time and inserting an advanced neural net of molecular computers running a FreeBSD based OS with extensive self-learning algorithms in your garage is artificially manufacturing a child.

OK, you want to know what is really freaky? Something earlier today pinged a memory and I finally tracked it down in imdb. Then I come here, and there is mention of it in the commercials linked earlier (Small Wonder, in case you were wondering.) And then this, which may or may not have been sparked by the ads. Anyway.

How in the hell do you estimate a "measure" for a chapter of a document? No idea how long it is going to be until I WRITE IT and people stop adding shit. Sheesh.

Annual review documentation, ticket reservations...kind of a sucky day.


megan walker - Dec 06, 2006 12:50:38 pm PST #4837 of 10007
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Green, out of the way (you will need a car), and a little pricey: Habitat Suites

That looks cool. Screw the price--I'm giving up my spring break in Hawaii to go to the conference.

I will be renting a car in Houston and driving to Austin. San Antonio's not far from there, right? That is, would it make sense to stay the four days in Austin and do SA as a side trip? Is there someplace else I'd want to go in that area? And will you still be around then?


Gudanov - Dec 06, 2006 12:54:38 pm PST #4838 of 10007
Coding and Sleeping

San Antonio's not far from there, right?

It's pretty close. When I lived in San Antonio I drove up to Austin all the time.


Dana - Dec 06, 2006 12:56:56 pm PST #4839 of 10007
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Austin, Houston, and San Antonio are in kind of a triangle, but yeah, San Antonio's closer to Austin. It's about two and a half hours from Houston to Austin (and when the time comes, I'm happy to give you my opinion on driving directions, since I made that drive every other week for 18 months). IIRC, San Antonio is about an hour from Austin.