YOUR BODY WAS DESIGNED TO BE IN CONTACT WITH THE EARTH FOR MANY HOURS PER DAY.
And he's selling...what, exactly? 'Cause I can walk barefoot in the park for free.
Mal: Well said. Wasn't that well said, Zoe? Zoe: Had a kind poetry to it, sir.
'Out Of Gas'
Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Dec 05, 2006 5:13:37 am PST #4546 of 10007
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
tommyrot - Dec 05, 2006 5:16:25 am PST #4547 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
And he's selling...what, exactly? 'Cause I can walk barefoot in the park for free.
Well, he says that it's not practical to be in contact with the earth for hours each day. So he's selling some pad thingie that does the same thing.
ION, Pretty Starship Enterprise lamps made of wood: [link]
shrift - Dec 05, 2006 5:19:13 am PST #4548 of 10007
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Oh, Jensen Ackles. I always thought he was extremely pretty, but breathtaking in a boring sort of way. Then he got a little older, put on a leather jacket, and started cracking wise, and now every time he's on screen in Supernatural, he's got a direct line to my lizard brain.
Allyson - Dec 05, 2006 5:19:22 am PST #4549 of 10007
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Can't I just put dirt in my shoes?
brenda m - Dec 05, 2006 5:20:03 am PST #4550 of 10007
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Why isn't that man my president? Why?
Gah. I really, really hope he ends up running in 08.
Fred Pete - Dec 05, 2006 5:22:26 am PST #4551 of 10007
Ann, that's a ferret.
So he's selling some pad thingie that does the same thing.
I'd think a box of dirt would accomplish the same thing. For the price of an empty box, which I could get free at the grocery store.
tommyrot - Dec 05, 2006 5:25:57 am PST #4552 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I'd think a box of dirt would accomplish the same thing.
Yeah, but a box of dirt isn't in contact with the earth's infinite supply of electrons.
I'm not sure how his pad thingie is, but... somehow it works. Science says so.
tommyrot - Dec 05, 2006 5:29:39 am PST #4553 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Why isn't that man my president? Why?
777 days, 20 hours, 8 minutes, 13 seconds -- but who's counting?
Topic!Cindy - Dec 05, 2006 5:29:42 am PST #4554 of 10007
What is even happening?
Well, he says that it's not practical to be in contact with the earth for hours each day. So he's selling some pad thingie that does the same thing.
So it's a case of, "This natural thing has so many benefits, that we recommend you try our synthetic version"?
Little pink houses, for you and me.
sarameg - Dec 05, 2006 5:30:50 am PST #4555 of 10007
You could sleep in a box of dirt! Like a vampire! Man, he could broaden his audience of crazy with that angle.