And he's selling...what, exactly? 'Cause I can walk barefoot in the park for free.
Well, he says that it's not practical to be in contact with the earth for hours each day. So he's selling some pad thingie that does the same thing.
ION, Pretty Starship Enterprise lamps made of wood: [link]
Oh, Jensen Ackles. I always thought he was extremely pretty, but breathtaking in a boring sort of way. Then he got a little older, put on a leather jacket, and started cracking wise, and now every time he's on screen in
Supernatural,
he's got a direct line to my lizard brain.
Can't I just put dirt in my shoes?
Why isn't that man my president? Why?
Gah. I really, really hope he ends up running in 08.
So he's selling some pad thingie that does the same thing.
I'd think a box of dirt would accomplish the same thing. For the price of an empty box, which I could get free at the grocery store.
I'd think a box of dirt would accomplish the same thing.
Yeah, but a box of dirt isn't in contact with the earth's infinite supply of electrons.
I'm not sure how his pad thingie
is,
but... somehow it works.
Science
says so.
Well, he says that it's not practical to be in contact with the earth for hours each day. So he's selling some pad thingie that does the same thing.
So it's a case of, "This natural thing has so many benefits, that we recommend you try our synthetic version"?
Little pink houses, for you and me.
You could sleep in a box of dirt! Like a vampire! Man, he could broaden his audience of crazy with that angle.
I think I'll wait patiently for the "Barefoot Pads Cause Cancer" headline.