The artichoke is the one I always question. How much trial and error did that take?

I swear, I've had this conversation before.

I do wonder. ..

And then I'm reminded of people I'm related to who are miraculously still alive despite their lack of caution and incredible oddity when the thought I wonder what would happen if... transmits through grey matter.

Brains look like congealed vomit. I'd -- have to really really have a good motivation to think brains = breakfast.

At least the first person who prepared kidneys didn't know they might taste like pee. For that matter, he probably thought he was preparing liver or heart muscle or something.

I'd try separating eggs before I'd eat the first artichoke. And I love artichokes.

The artichoke is the one I always question. How much trial and error did that take?

SO MUCH THIS.

I mean, can you even be hungry enough to think the giant thistle looks tasty, and yet still have the strength for trial and error on preparation?

I'd -- have to really really have a good motivation to think brains = breakfast.

Well, if you had to kill your own food, you'd probably be a little less delicate about what it looks like.

For me, the worst thing about brains would be that they look like brains.

It might just be that I'm lucky enough to never have seen congealed vomit.

Early man seems to have been rather fond of brains, if you go by the remains of their kills. Brains are certainly easier to eat than most of the rest of the animal.

Brains!

At least the first person who prepared kidneys didn't know they might taste like pee. For that matter, he probably thought he was preparing liver or heart muscle or something.

It's the getting from "Ew, this tastes like pee (should have stuck with the brains)" to "But you know, if I soaked it in milk for 4 hours..." that puzzles me.

Human eat cacti. A thistle doesn't even compare.

Yeah, I've thought about the first guy who smoked tobacco, too. I had another "first" thing, too, and now I can't remember what it was.

The most obvious head-scratcher to me these days is behaving as crudely and obnoxiously as possible, revealing the absolute worst of human urges, and doing on TV. KNOWING you're doing it on TV, in fact. (I'm thinking more Maury and Jerry Springer here than Survivor or Amazing Race, but only by a little bit.)

I believe that humanity has tried to eat everything, at least once. And if the first shot didn't work, you try cracking, peeling, shaking, stripping, burning or whatever else you can think of, and then try eat it again.

Actually, now that you mention it, I would bet all the money in the entire world that for some for some particularly bizarre foodstuffs, the rationale for the first person eating it was "I watched a [animal] eat one."

It might just be that I'm lucky enough to never have seen congealed vomit.

Don't ride public transit, huh? I saw it just last Friday. The man next to me was teasing his girlfriend by speculating as to what it might have originally been -- pizza? Taquitos? till we jointly made him stop.

Let's all just be thankful that somebody discovered the (cooked) onion. After that culinary milestone, liver and kidneys and I-don't-know-what at least don't sound so bad.