Question: Will hiding in a cavern with stockpiled chocolate goods be any part of this plan?

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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


aurelia - Dec 04, 2006 11:35:12 am PST #4410 of 10007
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

The artichoke is the one I always question. How much trial and error did that take?


§ ita § - Dec 04, 2006 11:35:51 am PST #4411 of 10007
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Chiwetel Ejiofor on Colin Ferguson According to this week's TV Guide Magazine, Chiwetel Ejiofor (the Operative of "Serenity") is scheduled to be on the Colin Ferguson talk show on CBS Mon. night/Tues. morning Dec. 4/5, 12:35 AM, discussing "Children of Men."

Typo, thinko...it's a complex post.

Botox didn't make me look surprised (even though the bottom half of my forehead never took. It more made me unable to look surprised, since had it taken, my eyebrows would not have been able to move up. The worst paralysis was that which removed my ability to furrow my brows. At least that's started wearing off. Definitely hampered my teaching.

I dunno. Tattoos, piercings, lip plates, flattening infant skulls, foot binding, inserting pearls under the skin...people take for granted lots of things that other cultures/people think strange and extreme. I'm numbed out on that, mostly. Except for people that split tongues and penises. So not numb about that.


brenda m - Dec 04, 2006 11:36:21 am PST #4412 of 10007
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

To quote a really funny Canadian comedien, "the first guy ever to eat lobster must have been some jesus hungry."


flea - Dec 04, 2006 11:37:14 am PST #4413 of 10007
information libertarian

Actually, a guy smoking a cig at the bus stop was what got me off on this idea. I so rarely see people smoking in my current lifestye, and it seemed so strange!

I studied archaeology and I still can't imagine how people got around to smelting copper. Especially since a lot of copper is arsenical and can kill you if you smelt it wrong. It's not the kind of thing you'd stumble on in one easy step.


Nutty - Dec 04, 2006 11:37:46 am PST #4414 of 10007
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Yeah, smoking is a pretty straightforward progression from "random weed on the fire" to "same weed on purpose on the fire" to "weed-fire in a tiny tiny firepit called a pipe".

Egg whites, uhhhh, same kind of question I have about who figured out that brains are edible. Clearly somebody did, but was it a foodie, or a kid on a dare?


§ ita § - Dec 04, 2006 11:37:57 am PST #4415 of 10007
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I believe that humanity has tried to eat everything, at least once. And if the first shot didn't work, you try cracking, peeling, shaking, stripping, burning or whatever else you can think of, and then try eat it again.


tommyrot - Dec 04, 2006 11:38:14 am PST #4416 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Some people think that this picture of the Martian surface shows a human skull: [link]

I figure that if you look at a billion rocks, a few might resemble a skull if looked at from the right angle.

Here is the NASA original to show it's not Photoshopped: [link]

eta: The more I look at it, the less it looks like a skull to me.


Jessica - Dec 04, 2006 11:38:55 am PST #4417 of 10007
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

who figured out that brains are edible.

Brains, nothing -- who figured out how to prepare kidneys? At least badly prepared brains don't taste like pee.


flea - Dec 04, 2006 11:38:56 am PST #4418 of 10007
information libertarian

Brains are easy. Evolutionarily, we're scavengers and omnivores. Brains are spicy and nummy.


sarameg - Dec 04, 2006 11:40:28 am PST #4419 of 10007

The artichoke is the one I always question. How much trial and error did that take?

I swear, I've had this conversation before.

I do wonder. ..

And then I'm reminded of people I'm related to who are miraculously still alive despite their lack of caution and incredible oddity when the thought I wonder what would happen if... transmits through grey matter.