snerk, brenda
Spike: Heard what happened up top, offing your dad and all. Don't know if you know this, but, uh…I killed my mum. Actually, I'd already killed her, and then she tried to shag me, so I had to-- Wesley: Thank you. I'm…very comforted.
'Lineage'
Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Connie Neil - Dec 20, 2006 11:26:38 am PST #6662 of 10004
brillig
Trudy Booth - Dec 20, 2006 11:27:24 am PST #6663 of 10004
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Also, in need of a nap.
Or whatever it is her people call a nap.
amych - Dec 20, 2006 11:27:28 am PST #6664 of 10004
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Also, in need of a nap.
But napping is neither shooting people in the head nor making snacky food! What are you gays, some kind of third sex?
Sean K - Dec 20, 2006 11:29:04 am PST #6665 of 10004
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
I [heart] all my gays. Esp. meara.
Aims - Dec 20, 2006 11:29:20 am PST #6666 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Teh gays are undermining the procurement of snacky foods! Protect your Chex mix!
ETA: Woot! Number slut! Evil plus 1!
Fred Pete - Dec 20, 2006 11:31:03 am PST #6667 of 10004
Ann, that's a ferret.
Protect your Chex mix!
I originally read this as "Cher mix." And protecting that from the gays was a lost cause long, long ago.
juliana - Dec 20, 2006 11:33:23 am PST #6668 of 10004
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
I originally read this as "Cher mix." And protecting that from the gays was a lost cause long, long ago.
The gays invented the Cher mix!
Do you belieeeeve in life after love?
Maria - Dec 20, 2006 11:35:11 am PST #6669 of 10004
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
I originally read this as "Cher mix." And protecting that from the gays was a lost cause long, long ago.
Fred, you owe my company a new laptop. It's swimming in Diet Pepsi. That's the funniest thing I've heard in forever.
Raq, I know you're coming back to DC, but I think I missed the "when." I hereby offer my services as a Mal-sitter in advance.
meara - Dec 20, 2006 11:44:51 am PST #6670 of 10004
Ooh! I wanna Mal-sit with Maria!!
Also, I can make Chex mix OR a Cher mix. I am a multifunctional gay!! 100% PENIS, as Kara might say...
Ailleann - Dec 20, 2006 11:46:09 am PST #6671 of 10004
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
Do you belieeeeve in life after love?
Gah, earworm....